Fugly Poker Table Thread (23 Viewers)

[allforcharity]

Someone, somewhere, with too much resin, thought that was a good idea. I hesitate to even call that 'art'.

 

[APatHand]

Someone, somewhere, with too much resin, thought that was a good idea. I hesitate to even call that 'art'.

Wasn't that a crafts project of Ivana's?

 

[Poker Zombie]

Wasn't that a crafts project of Ivana's?

...or Don Jr.'s

 

[Mattsme]

Has this one been posted yet?

 

[10centguitar]

Only got a 3 ft piece of felt? No problem! Very creative on the cup holders.

 

[WedgeRock]

Chips at rest (in stacks) must be kept on felt. Chips tossed (or splashed) into the pot? Anything goes!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Only got a 3 ft piece of felt? No problem! Very creative on the cup holders.
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I laughed so hard at this one, that I had to run to the bathroom.

Seriously, it's like the guy wanted to make a homemade electronic table, then went for the chip upgrade, and stopped 1/10 of the way through the project.

 

[bsdunbar1]

 

[Poker Zombie]

When you hear you buddy with excellent woodworking skills is going to build a poker table, and he produces this...

You be like...

 

[APatHand]

Interesting take.

 

[APatHand]

Only got a 3 ft piece of felt? No problem! Very creative on the cup holders.
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Adhesive-backed felt - Kelly Green

 

[allforcharity]

So each time you scoop a pot you have to drag all the chips across a wooden racetrack before making it back to your area of the felt. That'll do some damage.

 

[APatHand]

So each time you scoop a pot you have to drag all the chips across a wooden racetrack before making it back to your area of the felt. That'll do some damage.

I think the felt is only so you can peek/pick up your cards.
That game has to make one hell of a racket.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

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It's a negative racetrack?

 

[Phish1321]

 

[MrCatPants]

So this isnt as traditionally ugly. But that off center betting circle would drive me bananas.

 

[MrCatPants]

And this one has a lot goin on.

 

[bsdunbar1]

And this one has a lot goin on.

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I like it
In a sick kinda way

 

[MrCatPants]

I like it
In a sick kinda way

Most of us are sick men.

 

[allforcharity]

And this one has a lot goin on.

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Much going on, indeed. But I like about 25% of it.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

And this one has a lot goin on.

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It looks like a pachinko machine.

 

[APatHand]

So this isnt as traditionally ugly. But that off center betting circle would drive me bananas.View attachment 275257

I keep seeing that and the fact they want $2k...

 

[kaimat]

For all you patriots out there. @FakeNewz?

 

[allforcharity]

Because cupholders aren't cupholders unless there's...

 

[APatHand]

'One of a kind' says it all.

https://killeen.craigslist.org/spo/d/temple-one-of-kind-poker-table/6876593993.html

 

[Poker Zombie]

Now it's 2 of a kind...

 

[dkersey]

I don't know about fugly, but this is definitely fu-lamboyant. Definitely came out of the GoGo 70s!

https://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/for/d/keller-sahara-black-jack-poker-game/6871648029.html

 

[allforcharity]

Someone took the term "pimp my table" a little too far.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I don't know about fugly, but this is definitely fu-lamboyant. Definitely came out of the GoGo 70s!

https://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/for/d/keller-sahara-black-jack-poker-game/6871648029.html

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It's missing it's soundtrack.

https://soundcloud.com/dougal%2F70s-porn-funk-dougal-does-it

 

[navels]

fugly poker chairs, anyone?