Fugly Poker Table Thread (21 Viewers)

[ReallyGoodUsername]

Can't remember if I saw this one before but the metal chairs being advertised with it forced my hand.

 

[kwmatt]

$200 Canadian Dollars. That's like $6 American! View attachment 292298

 

[allforcharity]

$6 American?!?! Too rich for me. Besides, it looks like somebody's pajamas.

 

[kwmatt]

$6 American?!?! Too rich for me. Besides, it looks like somebody's pajamas.

I think the felt is actually berber. So, may be worth it(?)

 

[Poker Zombie]

Good luck getting across the border.

"Do you have anything to declare?"

"Yes, but I don't want to admit to it"

 

[Beakertwang]

https://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/for/d/keller-sahara-black-jack-poker-game/6871648029.html

Check out that rail material!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Now I know you aint dissin my table!

 

[Mr Winberg]

We've got fugly tables in Sweden too

 

[Mattsme]

This seems like so much work went into making this...

 

[Poker Zombie]

We've got fugly tables in Sweden too

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Clever selling strategy. Put a pile of dishes prominently in the background to make the table look better. Kind of like hanging out with a fat friend to make you look
thinner, or playing with terrible poker players to make your skills look better.

 

[Poker Zombie]

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This seems like so much work went into making this...

$100 worth of labor gone terribly wrong.

 

[mrplacey]

We've got fugly tables in Sweden too

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Pair of eights, corner pocket

 

[Blacksox1]

(X) Thread delivers

 

[toynoob]

 

[allforcharity]

We've got fugly tables in Sweden too

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Well, to be honest, this is a perfectly good mahjong table

 

[Mr Winberg]

Pair of eights, corner pocket

There's a corner pocket...?

 

[Mr Winberg]

Well, to be honest, this is a perfectly good mahjong table

I had to google mahjong table, and you're right. It still makes the thread, because he is selling it as a poker table. $50 and it's yours! (plus the small fee of shipping it from Sweden).

I've got to give him cred though for building it with storage in mind

 

[navels]

table isn't fugly but this craigslist ad made me lol. this was the only pic:

 

[allforcharity]

Wow, imagine that tie-dye shirt pattern on a felt! Wooooooaaaaaooooouuuuuuwwww, man!

 

[Chipandchair]

At least it is only $1!!!

 

[Poker Zombie]

If I'm correct, that table has a lazy susan in the middle (a local chinese restaurant uses a table just like that for big dinners). It would be the easiest table to deal on, provided one person spun the center as the dealer just put the cards in front of himself.

 

[joker80]

If I'm correct, that table has a lazy susan in the middle (a local chinese restaurant uses a table just like that for big dinners). It would be the easiest table to deal on, provided one person spun the center as the dealer just put the cards in front of himself.

Don't like your hand, spin the wheel!

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

 

[Poker Zombie]

Hey now... dont be making fun of a Fisher Price pool table.

The fact that someone can get 3 yr olds to start shooting billiards is pretty cool. My brothers and I would have just chucked the balls at each other.

 

[allforcharity]

That top one is almost long enough for shuffleboard.

 

[DJ_Fett]

Did this one make it on here yet?

 

[Poker Zombie]

Does anybody else want to fill that with water and alligators?

 

[allforcharity]

Does anybody else want to fill that with water and alligators?

If you do, I've got a nice miniature castle with drawbridge that can go on that felt.

 

[Beakertwang]

@Trihonda, do you need a backup? It has a Corian rail!

 

[Poker Zombie]

@Trihonda, do you need a backup? It has a Corian rail!
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