Fugly Poker Table Thread (31 Viewers)

[WedgeRock]

Mossy oak is the new SSC.

 

[guyfleegman]

Dang, that thangs real noice hon!

 

[allforcharity]

Well, you can't call that a "racetrack", so I'll go with "abomination".

 

[Poker Zombie]

The only racetrack that table's owner would find acceptable would be NASCAR.

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

For those big game hunters who want to display their pelts

 

[jazzV3]

Mossy oak is the new SSC.

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Because...geometry

 

[SendThatStack]

For those big game hunters who want to display their pelts
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A sex table disguised as a poker table...

 

[allforcharity]

A match for the previous table

 

[One Eyed Dollar]

I showed that picture to my daughter and she made this face:

And that's coming from an 8-year-old that has leopard print pants!

 

[Klobberer]

Brothel tables hide the hooker juice...maybe there should be leopard print poker chips.

 

[Jonesey07]

But it’s vintage!

 

[Poker Zombie]

... at least he's coming down on the price.

 

[Beakertwang]

A real bargain at only $275!

 

[BGinGA]

Looks like it's been used for table dances. :

 

[stevea]

Nice table! Great price! GLWS. Lol

 

[Poker Zombie]

I want to write and ask if that includes the sweet-ass chairs.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

"Posted 1 year ago"

Take the hint.

 

[BGinGA]

"Posted 1 year ago"

When I first read that in the ad, I misread and it looked like it said "Purchased 1 year ago." I immediately thought JFC, I don't want that guy or his friends playing on MY table....

 

[Beakertwang]

Umm...that's not maple.
https://carbondale.craigslist.org/art/d/custom-hand-built-gaming/6730930718.html

 

[allforcharity]

I have a question. Who has the gall to ask $1800 for that?

 

[abby99]

Umm...that's not maple.
https://carbondale.craigslist.org/art/d/custom-hand-built-gaming/6730930718.html

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Trying to imagine playing a stud game on this one.

 

[BGinGA]

Trying to imagine playing a stud game on this one.

Yeah, as far as size goes, it's pretty useless. Unless you are pitching pennies, or maybe put a bunch of small goldfish bowls in the middle and toss ping pong balls.....

 

[Mangatang]

Am I missing something? What is the point of the cut-up basketball goal nets?

 

[BGinGA]

Style, baby, style. You should see what hangs on his walls.

 

[guyfleegman]

Gator and wicker. What’s not to like?
And just look at that price! A bargain at twice that amount.

 

[Highli99]

At least the chairs are not wicker!

 

[bigdonkey]

Style, baby, style. You should see what hangs on his walls.

A backboard with a chip tray attached to it?

 

[Klobberer]

Gator and wicker. What’s not to like?
And just look at that price! A bargain at twice that amount.




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That's not toooo bad. Price is...

 

[Poker Zombie]

Gator and wicker. What’s not to like?
And just look at that price! A bargain at twice that amount.




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You know, if he had some custom chips that read "The Swamp"...

 

[Jimulacrum]

Got a real beaut here.

https://boston.craigslist.org/nos/fuo/d/poker-table/6740458297.html