Fugly Poker Table Thread (31 Viewers)

[allforcharity]

You move to this table if you show aces full of eights?

 

[ranger764]

Best part about coffin table is FB ad said table was originally purchased for $2,000. He’s selling for $199

 

[Poker Zombie]

Best part about coffin table is FB ad said table was originally purchased for $2,000. He’s selling for $199

If he spent $2000, to buy that thing, then that was only the 2nd bad decision involved in making the table.

The builder made error #1 (but he must be one hell of a salesman).

 

[jhelik]

you cannot beat the coffin tableView attachment 197951

Hey, you can play on it, and be buried in (or at least on) it....2 for the price of one

 

[DonkeyKing]

Good luck finding your chips here

 

[Poker Zombie]

Good luck finding your chips here View attachment 199393

Sadly, I know people who would only play on a table like that - Though they would prefer the rail in hunter orange, and the cupholders deep enough to hold a "spit bottle". Afterall, a Budweiser spill on that table would never be noticed.

 

[Klobberer]

I seem to recall some ceramics with a camo edge...

 

[DonkeyKing]

I seem to recall some ceramics with a camo edge...

Yeah I remember that one too, nice set but not a good fit with this table

 

[BGinGA]

Pics probably posted itt the last time a camo table was shown, if you wanna search through 58 pages.

 

[DonkeyKing]

Pics probably posted itt the last time a camo table was shown, if you wanna search through 58 pages.

Is it this one? I actually like these chips (not sure about dirty stacks) but the camo table seemed to be way too busy on my eyes.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I was thinking these might be a little more appropriate - the Mallards are too easy to spot.

 

[BGinGA]

Thanks. Some things cannot be unseen.

 

[MrCatPants]

While we're on a camo kick...

 

[navels]

 

[Justin Olson]

similar to this @Poker Zombie ?

 

[Justin Olson]

or combine it with this

 

[Poker Zombie]

View attachment 201254similar to this @Poker Zombie ?

 

[allforcharity]

The deer has a good poker face.

 

[BGinGA]

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I've stared at this pic on several occasions today, and still not sure what to think. Maybe Anna doesn't really understand the meanings of the words "poker" or "table'. She's got the colors down pat, though.

 

[Jimulacrum]

https://nh.craigslist.org/fuo/d/poker-table-top/6698989795.html

A well-considered design. Probably be more reasonable for the owner to offer someone $15 to take it away.

 

[MrCatPants]

https://nh.craigslist.org/fuo/d/poker-table-top/6698989795.html

A well-considered design. Probably be more reasonable for the owner to offer someone $15 to take it away.

View attachment 201588

Looks like a putt putt course.

 

[abby99]

https://nh.craigslist.org/fuo/d/poker-table-top/6698989795.html

A well-considered design. Probably be more reasonable for the owner to offer someone $15 to take it away.

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How clever to put the dealer cutout in the corner. I never would have thought of that!

 

[allforcharity]

I can't tell if that rail is a squished, sliced pool noodle or not. Can anyone confirm?

 

[Poker Zombie]

Sliced pool noodle.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Needed 1 more noodle from Eagles Beachwear to complete the rail. The poker books on the table (can't tell what they are, doesn't matter) are worth more than the table.

 

[WedgeRock]

Folding plastic saw horses for legs is a nice touch.

 

[MrCatPants]

Folding plastic saw horses for legs is a nice touch.

It's the MacGuyver of tables.

 

[Pesto628]

Still available on letgo if anyone is interested

 

[allforcharity]

8 miniature persons, maybe?

 

[Highli99]

Do the players sit on the floor?