Fugly Poker Table Thread (23 Viewers)

[allforcharity]

Hmm. So, the fat people get 2 drinks each, and the thinnest people get none at all. Oh, well, I suppose I must salute the Maple Leaf.

 

[Poker Zombie]

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It's another (or perhaps the same) poker penny table, listed a week ago in Kelowna, bc.

If he used American pennies, the conversion rate would have made that a 10 player table.

 

[Littleluck55]

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It's another (or perhaps the same) poker penny table, listed a week ago in Kelowna, bc.

That had to take some work to put that together. I wonder how it plays?

 

[stevea]

 

[stevea]

Y’all know nothing about raised rails....

 

[BGinGA]

lol, I like the chipholders.

 

[stevea]

Drinks go on the table, chips go in the cup holders.

 

[Chipandchair]

Does the $100 go to whoever hauls it away??

 

[APatHand]

Y’all know nothing about raised rails....

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You could make some end of table inserts and use it as a craps table when the game gets short.

 

[stevea]

I was thinking it looked like a craps table

 

[BGinGA]

Looks like a coffin to me....

 

[allforcharity]

Looks like a coffin to me....

Well, I'm sure there's an enthusiast out there that wouldn't mind being buried in it. Epitaph: "He went all in, but had no outs."

 

[Poker Zombie]

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I don't know much about plumbing, but isn't one of the purposes of plumbing to take the shit out of the house?

 

[bigdonkey]

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Well, at least I can understand why he didn’t use it as much as he thought.

 

[Perthmike]

Y’all know nothing about raised rails....

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This has to be the worst table of all time, purely because of how much cash and time has gone into it.

 

[Rhodeman77]

This has to be the worst table of all time, purely because of how much cash and time has gone into it.

Well it wouldn’t take much to convert it to a nice craps table! It is definitely deep enough lol.

 

[stevea]

How does the builder think you’re supposed to peek at the whole cards?

 

[asian bino]

 

[allforcharity]

Someone bet the dog? How inhumane!

 

[cpac54]

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It's another (or perhaps the same) poker penny table, listed a week ago in Kelowna, bc.

Hope the next owner likes lots of flea bites on his chips!

 

[cpac54]

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Fitting that the seller is located in Ashville, because that table looks like it was in a fire...

 

[Al Azouri]

Looks like a coffin to me....

That's genius! When I go, I want to be buried in something like that.

 

[legend672]

Y’all know nothing about raised rails....

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I think he presses a button and the playing surface rises up like one of those fancy tv they have on Jimmy Dribble or Goober Fallon late night shows

 

[APatHand]

I don't know much about plumbing, but isn't one of the purposes of plumbing to take the shit out of the house?

The three things you need to know to be a plumber:
1. Shit flows downhill
2. Payday is Friday
3. Wash your hands before you eat

 

[Wils]

Over 200 years old.

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Looks like something Han Solo should be flying.

 

[mummel]

That rail yo!

 

[sheikh617]

That rail yo!

Is that a built in shuffltech?

 

[APatHand]

That rail yo!

The rail is designed for catching a nap during slow play.

 

[allforcharity]

Maybe you're supposed to keep your chips on the rail, and anything that's placed (or falls) on the felt is your bet.

 

[FordPickup92]

Oh dear lord haven't looked at this thread in awhile, what a great laugh!!!