Fugly Poker Table Thread (48 Viewers)

[Beakertwang]

Uglier, maybe. But an in surface cupholder? Speed cloth without rails?

You would spend more time during the night trying to find your chips than you would trying to find a flush.

Not if you always have a cup in the cup holder

 

[bsdunbar1]

Try to see the flop on the other end of this sucker.

 

[abby99]

Try to see the flop on the other end of this sucker.

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Or try playing stud all night.

 

[bsdunbar1]

For those nights when 15 drinks on the table just isn't quite enough.

 

[bsdunbar1]

Anyone know why @Anthony Martino is selling his table?

 

[BGinGA]

Sweet! Are those cupholders made out of bullet casings?

 

[boeller]

those cupholders are crazy ugly IMO

 

[One Eyed Dollar]

This one has a Hannibal Lecter vibe...

 

[Poker Zombie]

This one has a Hannibal Lecter vibe...

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It rubs the lotion on it's skin.
...and it does not string bet.

Take it for what it's worth, you will see less string betting, especially after "Paul" unexpectedly left town after string betting.

 

[One Eyed Dollar]

A census taker once tried to bluff me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[Undream]

I mean, it at leasts look like it's well made, right? Doesn't make it any less visually assaulting or horribly disfunctional though.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Anyone know why @Anthony Martino is selling his table?

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[FDLmold]

Good one on FB Marketplace today:

 

[JeepologyOffroad]

Listed in my neck of the woods. At least it’s “free, pickup in alley”

And this “8 person table” looks like a heads up table for 2 alcoholics

 

[allforcharity]

I'd leave it in the alley. It would hurt to pick it up.

 

[Poker Zombie]

You know it's bad when you hope that the white stains are bird poop.

 

[Eloe2000]

As seen on reddit... love it or hate it?!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Never seen a penalty box for chips before.

 

[APatHand]

Never seen a penalty box for chips before.

2 minutes for fugly!

 

[Highli99]

Never seen a penalty box for chips before.

You’ve been a naughty little dice chip. Sit here upright in a stack and think about what you’ve done. If you’re really sorry and sincerely apologize, I might let you get back on the table. But only if someone gives me money first.

 

[allforcharity]

IMHO, doesn't work a whit as a poker table. But does work just fine as a general gaming table, i.e. board games, RPGs, etc.

 

[1A25R]

kinda of a spaceship......
as allfrofchatity said, without felt, it's a pretty nice table for RPGs

 

[JeepologyOffroad]

 

[APatHand]

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It's like a meta-chip. Or maybe a mega-chip.

 

[Marhault]

It's like a meta-chip. Or maybe a mega-chip.

Or a giant butthole

 

[Poker Zombie]

Or a giant butthole

Now I can't unsee that.

 

[jgudnas]

Couple I found on the local Kijiji.
Scary chairs.

 

[APatHand]

I think that first one used to be in the TARDIS.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Couple I found on the local Kijiji.
Scary chairs.

Chairs obviously were from a nursing home specializing in incontinence.

 

[jgudnas]

It's another (or perhaps the same) poker penny table, listed a week ago in Kelowna, bc.