Fugly Poker Table Thread (23 Viewers)

[allforcharity]

And think of the possible size of cut holders you could put in that rail? Big enough for a jug of moonshine with a straw!

 

[WedgeRock]

That's known as a "rail-track" table...

 

[Max D]

Cup holders for pony kegs...

 

[Kidsthesedays]

I think I got one

 

[FordPickup92]

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I think I got one

That's not ugly thats a rednecks dream?!?! Is that for sale?

 

[Poker Zombie]

That kinda makes me want to shoot something...

 

[FordPickup92]

That kinda makes me want to shoot something...

Preferably wildlife not human life?

 

[Kidsthesedays]

That's not ugly thats a rednecks dream?!?! Is that for sale?

It has been sold as of today :/

 

[FordPickup92]

It has been sold as of today :/

My hopes and dreams are crushed!
LOL custom felt it is!

 

[Kidsthesedays]

My hopes and dreams are crushed!
LOL custom felt it is!

Verbal is binding, will also be reposting back to this thread when your table is complete lol

 

[Dodger]

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I think I got one

...but how are you supposed to see the cards and chips!?

 

[FordPickup92]

Verbal is binding, will also be reposting back to this thread when your table is complete lol

What if it's more awesome and you love it?? (Some blaze orange would do the trick for the rail)

 

[mummel]

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I think I got one

This is one a whole new level hahahahahaahhaahaahaha.

 

[Kidsthesedays]

What if it's more awesome and you love it?? (Some blaze orange would do the trick for the rail)

I'm only playing on it if we're outside with a bonfire next to us

 

[FordPickup92]

I'm only playing on it if we're outside with a bonfire next to us

Dealio, sounds like a good time. Busch light?

 

[Ben8257]

"Bone Collector" in the center of a real tree hardwood APG table with Blaze orange outside the bet line... yes sir! Oh and brown ostrich leather rail!! Sign me up!!

 

[Kidsthesedays]

Dealio, sounds like a good time. Busch light?

Anything else would be uncivilized

 

[FordPickup92]

Just had about 5-8 does roll down to the corn pile maybe they'll join us since they won't be able to see us.... they might be willing to play for a buck

 

[Ben8257]

""" buussssccccchhhhhh""

 

[FordPickup92]

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Anything else would be uncivilized

Nailed it

 

[Ben8257]

Damn it turn that beer can into a table and you have Ben and Bries favorite thing in the entire world!!

 

[FiveThous]

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I think I got one

Can't see anything but carpet?

 

[Kidsthesedays]

Damn it turn that beer can into a table and you have Ben and Bries favorite thing in the entire world!!

I'm glad you two have each other

 

[allforcharity]

There's been a few examples of the hunting blind style of table felt. For the life of me, I cannot put the description into proper words.

 

[Coyote]

...but how are you supposed to see the cards and chips!?

You 're not
Interestingly, many people serously consider it a poker skill (in NL) to be able to count an unorderly, splashed pot (while still demanding individual player stacks to be neat and instantly countable).
On a playing surface like that, even the neatest pot wouldn't be countable

 

[Himewad]

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I think I got one

This looks like it’s a rug that belongs in my grandmothers house

 

[FordPickup92]

This looks like it’s a rug that belongs in my grandmothers house

Well your grandma is one cool cat!

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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How disgusting!

Dice chips

 

[mummel]

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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF!