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Fugly Poker Table Thread (26 Viewers)
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abby99
Full House
Huh?
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Why do I never get to experience games where these tables are in use?
I mean think about it: they have enough money to try something, fail miserably, and still think that they are good. Even though "how-to" information is readily available online, they thought "I dont need to read, I can kinda figure it out as I go along".
Imagine how profitable that game must have been.
Looks like a huge ashtray
Typo on the price? One too many zeros. Maybe two too many....
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
Ok, the table may not qualify for the thread. Nice looking table, shuffle tech, 11 nice chairs included. But click the link and look at all the pics and tell me it isn’t ugly.
https://tricities.craigslist.org/hsh/d/mountain-city-poker-table/7131504468.html
https://tricities.craigslist.org/hsh/d/mountain-city-poker-table/7131504468.html
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
One too many ones.
lol at "tub of poker chips"
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
All that money on a nice table and shuffle master and chairs and then cheaps out with dice chips.
Unfortunately, all too typical
Matt Michaels
Pair
I'm not quite sure what this is supposed to be.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I'll take "Things found at the dump" for $500 Alex
Some sort of 11-handed gigantic felt-lined...plug?
Indyscammer
Flush
Dual purpose poker/craps table that is bad for both games?
stonker
Two Pair
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Not so much a rail, as it is a padded toilet seat.
Even the cat's too embarrassed to be in the same picture as the table.
dew4au
Flush
Jambine
Full House
Looks like it probably took the guy years to build, so $500 seems reasonable
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
He cut lengths to serve as a rail... Was it that much more trouble to make each of those lengths the same? Or to extend them and cut the proper angle to make one contiguous piece?
Why would you pad the center of the rail, where it does nothing but get in your way, rather than pad the part of the rail where your arm rests? Its like putting pillows along the side of your head when you go to sleep.
Do us all a favor and kill this with fire.
I see a clawfoot... I'm wondering if this abortion was his first attempt and he took what he learned and built a much nicer table... But I really doubt it.
bigdonkey
Straight
Seats go at the points. This serves as a reminder to certain players to quit eating all the f*cking nachos!!He cut lengths to serve as a rail... Was it that much more trouble to make each of those lengths the same? Or to extend them and cut the proper angle to make one contiguous piece?
Why would you pad the center of the rail, where it does nothing but get in your way, rather than pad the part of the rail where your arm rests? Its like putting pillows along the side of your head when you go to sleep.
Do us all a favor and kill this with fire.
I see a clawfoot... I'm wondering if this abortion was his first attempt and he took what he learned and built a much nicer table... But I really doubt it.
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dew4au
Flush
The claw foot base is part of the sale... This table is all kinds of wrong. Who looks at this and says "Yep, better list it for 500"?
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Am I the only one that wants to contact the seller?
"Is the table still available?"
"Yes"
"Cool, I'll take it. Can you deliver?"
"No, you'll have to pick it up"
"I can't drive. I'm blind."
"Is the table still available?"
"Yes"
"Cool, I'll take it. Can you deliver?"
"No, you'll have to pick it up"
"I can't drive. I'm blind."
dew4au
Flush
Well, this seller is within driving distance of you, so you could setup a face to face if you'd like the build story...
SixSpeedFury
Full House
Not necessarily fugly, but why?
https://artemest.com/products/unootto-8-player-marble-edition-poker-table
https://artemest.com/products/unootto-8-player-marble-edition-poker-table
because some people don't know what the hell to do with their money
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