Fugly Poker Table Thread (29 Viewers)

[EastCoastCali]

Even with the 100mm chips holders, there is still little room to stack your chips. Fortunately, there is a lower extension.

It makes me feel uncomfortable imagining tryna take chips out of those smaller chip holders each bet with your thumb…?…I guess?…

 

[Northern Paladin]

It makes me feel uncomfortable imagining tryna take chips out of those smaller chip holders each bet with your thumb…?…I guess?…

Sure! I thought the same thing. But it's a good table for cruises on rough seas.

 

[allforcharity]

Sure! I thought the same thing. But it's a good table for cruises on rough seas.

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This is a very good visual metaphor for PLO variance.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Don't these people know there is a friggin cable spool shortage??

*Dibs hat on the table

 

[CallingStation614]

Don't these people know there is a friggin cable spool shortage??

*Dibs hat on the table

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Idea: 8/10
Execution: -3/10

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Idea: 8/10
Execution: -3/10

Elbow pain: 11/10
Ulna Nerve Surgery: Check! Scheduled.
Money I made off the copper in the cable spool: $125

 

[EastCoastCali]

Don't these people know there is a friggin cable spool shortage??

*Dibs hat on the table

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Beat me to the sweet hat, Dibs on the magical floating hoop then.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Beat me to the sweet hat, Dibs on the magical floating hoop then.

Haha that hoop is actually a collectors item. It was owned by Vern Troyer and before him it was on the set of Webster for Emmanuel Lewis to practice his jumper between takes. Very cool piece of history!

And is that a framed dogs playing poker behind the hat? Or is it a motivational quote/office picture? Some one DM the seller and find out please

 

[EastCoastCali]

Haha that hoop is actually a collectors item. It was owned by Vern Troyer and before him it was on the set of Webster for Emmanuel Lewis to practice his jumper between takes. Very cool piece of history!

And is that a framed dogs playing poker behind the hat? Or is it a motivational quote/office picture? Some one DM the seller and find out please

And some sort of alien skull on the desk above it. Who is this legend…

 

[chippitydoodah]

You zoom-in snoopy motherfuckers are why I crop all my pictures

 

[Chipandchair]

Beat me to the sweet hat, Dibs on the magical floating hoop then.

I think that is a circular coffee table

 

[EastCoastCali]

I think that is a circular coffee table

lol I know, I was just messin around

 

[Northern Paladin]

Don't these people know there is a friggin cable spool shortage??

*Dibs hat on the table

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An octagon means only one thing:
UFC - Ultimate Fugly Counter

 

[Mushmanchuman]

 

[WedgeRock]

When you're done playing poker, ditch the topper and play foosball!

 

[mdt11]

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Of all the tables in this thread, this might be one I would actually play on

 

[chippitydoodah]

When you're done playing poker, ditch the topper and play foosball!

On your knees

 

[EastCoastCali]

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Even the phone hates it lol. Nice touch Mush haha.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Of all the tables in this thread, this might be one I would actually play on

Yeah it's really not that bad. More for the phone joke to be honest!

 

[Poker Zombie]

I dunno. Bumping my knee into a foosball table all night sounds like a loss to me.

Though if the guy across from you cracks your pocket aces with J-8, one good shove of that foosball rod and you might feel better.

 

[mdt11]

I dunno. Bumping my knee into a foosball table all night sounds like a loss to me.

Though if the guy across from you cracks your pocket aces with J-8, one good shove of that foosball rod and you might feel better.

“I have the nuts”
“Not for long!” *thunk*

 

[WedgeRock]

When you're done playing poker, ditch the topper and play foosball!

On your knees

@Anthony Martino

 

[TheYeti]

“I have the nuts”
“Not for long!” *thunk*

 

[Hot Nuts]

Poker table top​

$75 · In stock

Looking for a showstopper for your game nights? This custom-made poker table top is crafted from solid wood with expert dovetail joinery. Features 8 player spots, a dedicated chip holder, and convenient drink/beer cup holders. Measures 53" in diameter.

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[97destroyer]

Poker table top​

$75 · In stock

Looking for a showstopper for your game nights? This custom-made poker table top is crafted from solid wood with expert dovetail joinery. Features 8 player spots, a dedicated chip holder, and convenient drink/beer cup holders. Measures 53" in diameter.

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Love the Campbell's Soup can drink holders!

 

[buzzmonkey]

Poker table top​

$75 · In stock

Looking for a showstopper for your game nights? This custom-made poker table top is crafted from solid wood with expert dovetail joinery. Features 8 player spots, a dedicated chip holder, and convenient drink/beer cup holders. Measures 53" in diameter.

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Which side is up?

 

[Hot Nuts]

Love the Campbell's Soup can drink holders!

They are a showstopper

 

[Dodger]

Poker table top​

$75 · In stock

Looking for a showstopper for your game nights? This custom-made poker table top is crafted from solid wood with expert dovetail joinery. Features 8 player spots, a dedicated chip holder, and convenient drink/beer cup holders. Measures 53" in diameter.

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Drink holders AND pizza slice holders!? Yes, please!