The new owners will be surveilling all PCF users via a fat contract with Palantir, digging up their past, hiring private investigators to tail us around town and onto our vacations, finding subtle emotion cues lodged in our individual psyches...
And they'll be using this psychometric data to construct the perfect stock set tailored to each of us working with world class chip designers, crafting the right quantities, colors, inlays... everything that we never knew we needed, but will now prove irresistible. And it'll ship same day!
I love business marketing innovation!