My Journey As A Professional Poker Player (19 Viewers)

[JMC9389]

Asian lady with a young boys haircut in seat 2 is raising and potting almost every hand

Bong's sibling?

Or Bong in disguise?

 

[Anthony Martino]

Hoping for the best... But it would be funny if...

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Don't go putting that in the universe!

 

[Anthony Martino]

Bong's sibling?

Or Bong in disguise?

BWAHAHAHA

 

[Legend5555]

Don't go putting that in the universe!


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[Anthony Martino]

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[Legend5555]

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[Anthony Martino]

We have and call a raise preflop, multiway to



Checked around

Turn

Checked to me, I bet pot of $180 holding half the 9's in the deck

Fish on left calls

River

I bet $220. He calls with

Le sigh. We add-on back to 1k

 

[Poker Zombie]

I'm going to write a book: How to Beat a Poker Pro.

1. Play shit cards
2. Get the pro to give you a nickname. Fish, Bong, Drooler and Cuban are all good.
3. Scoop all the live-long day.
4. If Pro shouts "BINGO BANGO BONGO VINCE!", pick up and leave - he's unbeatable tonight.

I guess it's not much of a book... more like a pamphlet, if I add photos. Still, Fish, Bong and Drooler probably aren't inclined to read very much, so it's right in their wheelhouse.

 

[JMC9389]

I'm going to write a book: How to Beat a Poker Pro.

1. Play shit cards
2. Get the pro to give you a nickname. Fish, Bong, Drooler and Cuban are all good.
3. Scoop all the live-long day.
4. If Pro shouts "BINGO BANGO BONGO VINCE!", pick up and leave - he's unbeatable tonight.

I guess it's not much of a book... more like a pamphlet, if I add photos. Still, Fish, Bong and Drooler probably aren't inclined to read very much, so it's right in their wheelhouse.

5. Tilt him by challenging him to a roller skating race and saying that you'll beat him worse there than at the tables

 

[Anthony Martino]

5. Tilt him by challenging him to a roller skating race and saying that you'll beat him worse there than at the tables

Skate4Rollz?

 

[JMC9389]

Skate4Rollz?

That would be a level of degen that I just wouldn't be willing to cross lol

 

[Anthony Martino]

We limp and multiway to a flop of



One guy bets 25, we call, one other caller

Turn

He bets 65, we both call

River

SUCK DEALER!

he bets, we both fold, he shows AQT lol

 

[Anthony Martino]

The female Bong left plus the high hand fish and the game got "less good"

The 5/5 was worse and just look like it broke

Grabbing dinner and then back at it. People will be out of work soon, games should pickup

Stuck $950 though, not the way I like to start my sessions

 

[Anthony Martino]

Made a little back, only stuck $600 now

 

[Anthony Martino]

Won a nice pot, flopped top two pair, turn brought the straight possibility, but gave us nfd as well

Big bet for $200, another player all-in for $280, we call and river the

Don't get anymore money out of the guy who bet $200, but a much needed pot

 

[Anthony Martino]

Argh, we see a flop of holding

EP LAG bets 35, new guy at table pots it!

I consider repotting but feel like I'm up against a set and ultimately fold

Guy had Q864 with the Q high flush draw and I would've gotten there

Then on button with rock and we call a raise to $15 by the LAG holding

Multiway to a flop of

checked to LAG who bets 35, I call, SB checkraises to $125

Folds to me, I rip and we go twice, he has top set and $580 total

First board
Second board

And I lose both boards

 

[Anthony Martino]

Stuck $350

 

[Kain8]

Stuck $350

 

[Anthony Martino]

 

[Anthony Martino]

We limp-call a $15 raise with KK95

Flop Q64 rainbow, bet and two callers, we fold

Turn K and he bets big, they both fold, le sigh

 

[navels]

folding the flop when you would have turned a set is the worst:

 

[Anthony Martino]

folding the flop when you would have turned a set is the worst:

Just saved a BOATLOAD of money

LAG minraises to 10, I call with AA37 one suit on button

SB calls, BB min reraises to 15, LAG makes it 25, I call, they all call

Flop 994 one of my suit

Checked around

Turn 2 of my suit, giving me straight flush draw, LAG bets 100, I call, all others fold

River 2

Checked down

LAG has AA9x and he would've gotten my stack in preflop if BB had juiced again and I backraised

Plus he only goes once. Lost the bare minimum there

Then I have AT87 one suit plus naked ace club on an A84 flop

I bet in LP, one caller in blinds

Turn 7, but puts 2 clubs out. He bets $125, I wind up calling and praying for a board pair or a club I can bluff

River is my club, he bets 100, I think a bit and pot, he insta-mucks

 

[Anthony Martino]

Details in a bit

 

[Anthony Martino]

We just sit down to 5/5/10 PLO with about $1300 in front of us

The guys have straddled to $360 preflop (NOT a typo)

We are in the BB for $5 with

By the time it gets to us there are multiple all-ins

We decide to go for it, a few of the guys only run once

By the river I make top 3 pair and it is good!

Next hand I call a straddle to $80 with

Bunch of all-ins. Biggest stack has $1,150

We call and it's a 4-way all-in

Myself and the bigger stack go twice on side pot

Surprisingly two of the guys have solid hands like and

We unfortunately get scooped on this one

 

[Josh Kifer]

We just sit down to 5/5/10 PLO with about $1300 in front of us

The guys have straddled to $360 preflop (NOT a typo)

We are in the BB for $5 with

By the time it gets to us there are multiple all-ins

We decide to go for it, a few of the guys only run once

By the river I make top 3 pair and it is good!

Next hand I call a straddle to $80 with

Bunch of all-ins. Biggest stack has $1,150

We call and it's a 4-way all-in

Myself and the bigger stack go twice on side pot

Surprisingly two of the guys have solid hands like and

We unfortunately get scooped on this one

Do we need to have an intervention.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Do we need to have an intervention.

No gambool, no future!

If I lost that first hand I would've likely Rolf Slotboomed that game with $500 minbuys trying to 4-5x it

As it stood, the insanity showed no signs of slowing, and I'm not rolled for 180/360 so wound up booking the win and heading home

 

[Anthony Martino]

Forgot to mention that in the first big hand I scooped, a guy offered the dealer $100 if he won

I outbid him and offered $150 if I won, and my word is my bond so when I dragged that 5k+ pot I tipped the dealer $150

 

[Chippy McChiperson]

Forgot to mention that in the first big hand I scooped, a guy offered the dealer $100 if he won

I outbid him and offered $150 if I won, and my word is my bond so when I dragged that 5k+ pot I tipped the dealer $150

I'm sure your backers loved that

 

[moose]

He's like an asian version of Mat B x 1000

Is it even medically possible to fart that much?

Get called for 5/5/10 PLO and leave the 2/2/5 with a small loss of $152

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That's a loss of $152? how much were you in for?

 

[Anthony Martino]

That's a loss of $152, how much were you in for?

That picture is after I added on at the 5/5/10 game to have roughly the $2500 max, it's not my stack from the 2/2/5