Been playing a $5/5 NL home/underground game for a long time and just noticed something peculiar about the baller poker mirror artwork.
Sure, the decorations are horrendous and the place is kind of a dump (they have every beer you can imagine no charge so long as all you can imagine is Miller Lite and the food is limited to pizza and cheesesteak), but with a max rake of $2 in a $5/5 game, I'll take it.
Anyway, on to the beautiful mirror. I've looked at this thing for hours upon hours of my life and only this past weekend did I notice something:
Hey, those look strangely familiar. Let's get a little closer:
Looks like someone scanned a TRK chip to make the "art" for the mirror.
BONUS: The host/owner asks me why I'm taking a picture of the mirror and I explain that the art for the chip is a scan of a particular type of chip well-known in chip collecting circles (not worth going into more detail with these mooks). The guy who asks the question says how can you tell and I explain the mold and say but it's a bit blurry due to poor photoshop work on the resizing. Guy says it wasn't resized, it's the same size as a real chip. I say I guess you should know since you bought it, but I'd bet it's not (I'm now in the 10 seat, far from the mirror). And he says "How much?" I through four greens into the middle of the table and he throws four greens and gets up to measure. Not even close as was obvious to anyone with eyes.
Gave the host a nice tip and left with 363 dollars. I think this is probably my best run in the shortest amount of time with a 40 dollar starting stack.
St Croix Casino harvesting here I come!
Just played in a MPLS Rounders Christmas Tournament. It was a 50 dollar tournament which I busted out of. The chips are terrible but where else in MN can you get 50 people at a home game. Went over to the cash table which was playing .25/.50 NLHE with a 40 dollar min 100 dollar max.
Everyone else was buying in for 60 to 100. I bought in for my usual 40 dollars.... after an hour I called my 30 minutes. Here's what I cashed out with
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Gave the host a nice tip and left with 363 dollars. I think this is probably my best run in the shortest amount of time with a 40 dollar starting stack.
St Croix Casino harvesting here I come!
$1/1 mixed game, Christmas game at one of my regs' place. She's buying the Bremertons. Wasn't strip pokah.
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$1/1 mixed game, Christmas game at one of my regs' place. She's buying the Bremertons. Wasn't strip pokah.
Fixed your picture... Oh god, that would make me soooo nervous. Hosted a ladies poker night a year of so, and all the women were drinking wine (lots of wine) out of giant wine glasses, and the sloshing of wine was unbearable (especially at showdown). One lady would get so excited if she won, the red wine in her glass would slosh up towards the rim of the glass, perilously close to spilling all over my table... We had to make a rule, that prior to the River being dealt, ALL glasses had to be set down.
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Got to let the ladies drink. That is what makes the game more interesting
You might think being the only sober guy, in a room full of falling down drunk woman, might be tons of fun, but I've had more fun experiences in my life
hmmm, then I think you might be doing something wrong.........just saying.
You ever see one of those "real housewives" shows, where all these caddy women are at a party and obnoxiously drunk, and there's like one guy there trying to help run the party (imagine the guy is married to someone NOT at the party). That's about the scene I remember.
Don't get me wrong, I had fun helping teach the ladies poker, but I've had to deal with too many obnoxious "fun" drunk people in my career. The concept has long since lost it's appeal to me.
in before dd:
cheese-head kimi is hot.
in before dd:
cheese-head kimi is hot.
The chick with the wine and scarf kind of looks like she wants to be tied up..........Not that I've seen that "look" before
LOL, well, she's actually the best (most avid) poker player in all the ladies poker nights. She is the only one who has continued to play my game (when she's in town). She's not the most adept the finer points of poker, but... I will tell you that her maff skills are unparalleled.
I would wager money that there's no one on this site who can match her dizzying math skills... Gauntlet thrown.
I will also add, that if she's in town for the MTTD, she'd be one of the locals I would consider extending an invitation to. I think our MTTD numbers are such that we might not need to invite many locals, but for sure a few will get the nod.