I don't know how to do that cutesy crossout fixed your post thing, but can we just change CAN to SHOULD?You can ignore vast aspects of the original post. Just a little oil on a cloth (about the size of a dime). Wipe it on, wipe it off. Shouldn't take more than 10 seconds a chip.
We have a lot of great resources on PCF. I'm not sure why people think this OP is one of them.