Yes, I would be interested in hearing your rulings, just as a barometer of how it might go in a setting without established rules from which to draw guidance. No biggie if you prefer not. Don't plan on any bashing, right or wrong.
Ask and it shall be given...
Advance Note: After each of these questions, you ask, “How do you rule?”
The global answer in each situation is:
I don’t, unless the guys involved in the hand truly can’t sort it out, and the table is in an uproar, and a ruling gets specifically demanded.
As host, I am seldom if ever asked for a unilateral ruling. I can’t remember the last time it occurred. All such situations are approached first as a discussion among friends... Not as me playing Zeus, raining down lightning bolts from the mountaintop.
I’ll always err on the side of a resolution which (a) the group agrees is fair, and (b) which can be applied uniformly if the same situation crops up again. “My” players know the game well, and mistakes/debates get resolved as mature adults.
Moreover, though the game now occurs in my house, there is a sense of communal ownership of it, since this has floated over nearly a decade across four venues. The previous hosts are all still in our game. If I do a bad job, I’d expect the guys to take the game away from me, and move it to one of their houses instead.
We play not just for money, but pleasure. From the tone of some comments here, I’m not so sure that fun and friendship is part of everyone’s home game. If so, what a shame.
So! Just to keep BG fed, happy and satisfied:
Dealer has dealt the flop, post-flop action has ensued (a bet, a couple of folds, and a call) and as action approaches the dealer, he is found shuffling the deck stub, including the mucked cards and the flop burn card (not paying attention, he mistakenly thought the hand was over on the second fold). How do you rule?
Since action has occurred, the hand should continue as best as can be managed given the (really, really annoying) dealer screwup.
My own preference would be, first, in a friendly home game, for the players who folded to privately tell the dealer what they had, to pull those cards before reshuffling and cutting the deck. I would trust my crowd to do that; in a casino setting,
na ga happen. If that can’t be done, all of the down cards would remain in play, reshuffled and cut, and the hand would proceed as normal.
Also, I rule that the dealer needs to be reprimanded for his habit of smoking a joint outside during every break.
Dealer is dealing the flop -- burns one card, flops, and flips them over..... but there are four cards face-up on the table. The order of the four cards as they came off the deck is clear (in other words, the fourth card - which should have been the burn card - is exposed as the fourth board card, no question. How do you rule?
If the order is truly clear, I see no reason why the burn card would not remain the burn card. The burn should be brought to everyone’s attention, so everyone still in the hand has the same benefit of knowing what the card was, then turned back down. The hand then proceeds normally.
Also, I rule that the dealer is required to do 50 one-armed push-ups.
Pre-flop action is folded around to the blinds, and the short-stacked small blind player moves all-in. The big blind covers, and calls. Both players flip over their hands, and the small blind has an Ace and a Joker (he had peeked, seen the Ace, and shoved). How do you rule?
My ruling would be that the host is careless and incompetent, and should be fired.
If somehow a joker were in play in my game, that would be 100% my fault as host. So I would not like to see either player to be screwed over by something I failed to prevent, even though technically the small blind had a responsibility for not looking at his hand before acting.
Sidenote on hosting: I don’t know about you, but I literally tear up and throw away all jokers/promotional cards as soon as I get new decks in the mail, days before any players arrive. I wish they weren’t even included in decks anymore. They’re just a PITA. I check both new and used decks rigorously, both for correctness and for card condition, replacing any damaged/scuffed cards well in advance of each game.
This can be avoided by being well prepared—for instance, by never needing to open any totally spanking-new decks during a game. If you have plenty of pre-inspected decks of both colors (we play two decks per table, shuffling ahead, to speed things up) ready in addition to those on the tables, you will be good. I have an extra deck of each color for each of my two tables, to replace bad cards, plus one extra set between the two just to be safe in case a deck for some weird reason has to be completely swapped out.
That said... and anticipating that this answer may not quite satisfy all literal-minded pedants among us: In the hand, action has occurred, and narrowly speaking, IMHO the player with the Joker has a dead hand—if the others want to be stickler about it.
But if a ruling were needed, I would prefer to void the hand entirely, because the original screw-up was mine. The host blew it long before the player did by only peeking. I’d prefer that the shoves get pulled back, the deck inspected, and the table redealt from scratch as a new hand. It wasn’t supposed to happen, so it shouldn’t.
A Zero Tolerance approach would be to blame the player with the joker for not looking. I suppose a very creative solution splitting the difference might be for the player with the joker to be supplied with a second card to replace the joker off the top of the deck once the board has been run. But that would be… well, very creative.
If the two players turned over something like A-Joker and QQ, and they agreed to run it out, with the one guy playing the lone ace… and there were no objections from the room, I wouldn’t get in the way of it running it. It’s between them. And if nothing else, it would be a hand people would talk about for a long time. Because we actually try to have fun in our game, not lawyer each other to death.
Also, I rule that the host is required as a penalty to yodel “The Lonely Goatherd” from the Sound of Music.
Pre-flop action: UTG calls and it folds around to late middle-position player who moves all-in, getting only a call from the button, who covers. Everybody else folds. Chips go in the pot, and all-in player tables A J while Button tables A K K (he had previously looked at his hand, and only saw AK - the second King was stuck to the first one). How do you rule?
Since all that action occurred, a narrow ruling would be that this is not a misdeal, and the AKK hand is dead. AJ takes it down.
But—consistent with all other comments about home games and aiming for amicability, as above with Jokers, our game tends to treat these situations as first and foremost a matter for the players in the hand to decide. If they both want to treat the whole hand as void, and no one else is too scandalized by that, I wouldn’t get in the middle. If they even agreed to say, randomly pick one of the two Ks as the card in play, I again would not consider it my business to object, unless it was causing a more general dispute.
I know that will send some purists into a tizzy, but once again:
Home game. Friends. Interest of the game ecosystem, both in the short and the long run.
Also, I rule that the player with the AKK hand is required to do an impression of Bill the Cat.
Pre-flop action is folded around to the blinds, and the short-stacked small blind player moves all-in. The big blind looks at his hand, which contains three cards. How do you rule?
That’s a much simpler situation, to my mind, because the big blind has not acted. Action has occurred, but the big blind hasn’t acted, so the big blind’s hand is dead. Small blind takes the pot.
Also, I rule that the dealer must gargle salt water while running around the table three times.
Pre-flop action is folded around to the button, who raises. The small bind folds, and the big blind looks at his hand, which contains a joker. How do you rule?
See above, the difference being that the big blind has not acted, so it’s a little easier to sort out.
Plus, I rule that the host must commit seppuku for his disgraceful negligence, which has brought such shame upon this family.
Assume all six scenarios above occurred in a cash game, rather than during tournament play. How does this affect any of your rulings above?
The specific situations you raise don’t, to my mind, differ betwen cash and tourneys that I notice at first glance. Maybe I am missing something, which you will enlighten me about.
Obviously, there are differences in other situations (e.g., whether someone who has called an all-in has to show his hand in cash vs. a tournament). So some of the scenarios you set forth might have played out slightly differently, and caused more friction, since errors (e.g. the stuck-together kings) might not have been discovered at the same stage.
Now, it’s you’re big chance to further enlighten and lecture me about my friendly, long-running home game, if I have caused any offense to you as Poker God by running a solid, stable, well-established, friendly game.
But not before I rule that you must post a video proving how many hot dogs you can swallow in 60 seconds.
P.S. I will pose one question in return: If, say, you go out to play tennis or golf with friends, do you bring along a rulebook? And a compass? And MREs, in case war breaks out? Like the unholy spawn of Urkel and Ned Flanders? Just wondering.