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[mho]

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[inapinch]

 

[RocAFella1]

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Congrats? Lead > Viagra!

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

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Well it used to be fun then Tommy got mad at all of the threadcrapping on his ad posts.

Thread crapping is bad, but there should be exceptions.

 

[chipinla]

 

[Coyote]

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By the way, and jokes apart, the ultra-slayer and rapist Ghenghis Khan raped so many thousands of women, that today, it is calculated that 0.5% of mankind (40 million people) originate from that criminal's testicles.

 

[Taghkanic]

By the way, and jokes apart, the ultra-slayer and rapist Ghenghis Khan raped so many thousands of women, that today, it is calculated that 0.5% of mankind (40 million people) originate from that criminal's testicles.

Now do Charlemagne

 

[Coyote]

Now do Charlemagne

"We" beat, as Eastern Romans, that little barbarian soon enough after his declaration of war against civilised mankind in 800 AD.
In a muddy little village in the World's backwater, named Aachen or Aix-la-Chapelle, this poor barbarian chieftain proclaimed himself "Emperor of the Romans"
It would have been the equivalent of Colonel Qaddafi of Libya proclaiming himself the President of the Unites States of America.

I guess that the true Romans in Constantinople were tearful with laughter at the time.
Yet, it wasn't really funny. Western Latino-Germanic Christendom had begun to grow demographically, economicaly, militarily, and, hence, politically stronger, and wanter their emancipation from the surviving true Roman Empire of the East, the latter being Greek-speaking and Greek-dominated.

The "war" was declared by Charlemagne in 800 AD. After several defeats by the (by now Greek) Romans, the Latino-Germanic world known to this day as the "West", still managed to annihilate Greek Christianity in 1204, capturing Constantinople during the 4th "Crusade".

Modern Greeks can only carry the weapon of the defeated: HATRED against the "West".

 

[Coyote]

In a country with an internationally top percentage of self-employed home-owners, people without a boss or a landlord still vote for something like 12 different brands of communist shit (roughly one third of the vote) just out of hatred for the "West".

 

[merkong]

“Wife bought them thinking they were clay…”

 

[chipinla]

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“Wife bought them thinking they were clay…”

Were they official casino weight?

 

[merkong]

 

[Fishman]

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It appears this meme was made exclusively for my crew. Thank you.

 

[chipinla]

By the way, and jokes apart, the ultra-slayer and rapist Ghenghis Khan raped so many thousands of women, that today, it is calculated that 0.5% of mankind (40 million people) originate from that criminal's testicles.

 

[Organista1]

Happy Sunday… IYKYK

 

[WedgeRock]

New guy at poker night trying to show he belongs...

 

[IaHawk]

 

[WedgeRock]