SOLD Scarlet's Room Blind CPC Giveaway (3 Viewers)

[cascadiapoker]

I swallowed an ice cube whole 2 days ago. Why haven’t I pooped it out yet?

 

[JMC9389]

What is this thread?

 

[Josh Kifer]

What is this thread?

What isn't it.... Is the question....

 

[navels]

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

 

[cascadiapoker]

 

[Josh Kifer]

Rice is great when your hungry and want 3000 of something....

 

[navels]

What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up

 

[Josh Kifer]

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

 

[Josh Kifer]

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "no, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah".

 

[navels]

Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

 

[FordPickup92]

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "no, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah".

Have you ever had frozen banana? Its almost as good as frozen grapes

 

[Josh Kifer]

Have you ever had frozen banana? Its almost as good as frozen grapes

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

 

[cascadiapoker]

A dog is forever in the push-up position

 

[Josh Kifer]

Have you ever had frozen banana? Its almost as good as frozen grapes

Shit yeah I have. Dipped in dark chocolate. Place 3 blocks away has them for 2 bucks. So good

 

[FordPickup92]

Shit yeah I have. Dipped in dark chocolate. Place 3 blocks away has them for 2 bucks. So good

I'll refrain from commenting further.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I'll refrain from commenting further.

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

 

[FordPickup92]

Wearing a turtleneck

 

[Josh Kifer]

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

 

[cascadiapoker]

When I was a boy, I’d lay in my twin sized bed and wonder where my brother was

 

[FordPickup92]

If you look to the left and then look to the right did you already miss something to the left or did you already see it

 

[cascadiapoker]

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.

Hahahaha. Yesssss

 

[cascadiapoker]

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

 

[navels]

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy

 

[cascadiapoker]

The thing that's depressing about tennis is no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

 

[navels]

What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.

 

[cascadiapoker]

I saw this wino who was eating grapes. It's like, "Dude, you have to wait."

 

[navels]

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..."

Steven Wright

 

[Saoliver]

 

[cascadiapoker]

When someone on the street tries to hand me a flier, it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away.“