SOLD Scarlet's Room Blind CPC Giveaway (4 Viewers)

[navels]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

[cascadiapoker]

I got a belt on that's holding up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up my belt. I don't know what's really happening down there. Who is the real hero?

 

[navels]

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.

Steven Wright

 

[Saoliver]

 

[navels]

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

 

[cascadiapoker]

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. And that’s extra scary to me. There is a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside.

 

[navels]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

[cascadiapoker]

A dude handed me a picture and said “Here is a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger! “Here is a picture of me when I was older.” Hey, how’d you do that? Lemme see that camera!

 

[navels]

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale Buzz Lightyear came out and said infinity and beyond!

 

[cascadiapoker]

I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truck full of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company so they said “F@%# it, cut ‘em up!”

 

[navels]

Yo momma so fat when she walked across the street, someone said,"Hey, the wooly mammoths are back!!"

 

[Sprouty]

Then we painted and shit the tub.

 

[navels]

The sky already fell. Now what?

Steven Wright

 

[krafticus]

1 down, 3 to go

 

[navels]

Yo momma so fat when she was standing on the corner a cop came along and told her to break it up

 

[krafticus]

Dinner. Nothing beats charcoal

 

[navels]

I wrote a letter to my dad. I was gonna write "I really enjoyed being here" but I accidentally wrote "rarely" instead of "really". But I wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out. So I wrote, "I rarely... drive steamboats, dad."

Mitch Hedberg

 

[BarrieJ3]

Lol now this feels like too controlled of a thread jacking/trolling.

 

[navels]

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

 

[cascadiapoker]

 

[navels]

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

 

[k9dr]

 

[navels]

You can't trust a ladder. It will always let you down

 

[Josh Kifer]

God I love Mitch.... So much.

 

[navels]

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

 

[CLKin]

I’m in

 

[navels]

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.

Steven Wright

 

[cascadiapoker]

This shirt is dry-clean only, which means it's dirty.

 

[navels]

What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

 

[Fokker210]