Anthony, come on up to New York kid!
We have long, cold, winters (for all you Cinderella fans)
The highest combined tax rate in the country (winning!)
An unelected governor (we are 2 for 2 on having the most recent elected governors chased out of office)
Online poker is illegal here (but weed is legal)
We have LESS sunny days a year the Seatac (melanoma is bad)
Tons of arrogant, uptight, douche bags (if your into that sort of thing)
The local casino couldn't fill a 5/10 PLO table if they had 6 shills (shill jobs are plentiful)
Housing prices are only double the national average (but shit, who wants money anyway)
and if that doesn't seal the deal, the Senate floor leader is our rep (braggin' rights baby!)
Wait, what the hell am I doing here. How much you selling your house for?