prothenb
Sitting Out
What's brown and sticky?
- a stick
- a stick
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prothenb
Sitting Out
How do you do the spoiler thing for jokes?
Did I do it right?
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
You got the spoiler right.
Now let's work on the search function.
A woman comes out of the shower, winks at her husband and says "I shaved down there...you know what that means".
The husband says
The husband says
Yeah, the damn drain is clogged again.
I just rolled a joint
It was an ankle
Im old
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
My kid came home from school and informed me that his friend told him, "heterosexuals like Sony, homosexuals prefer Pioneer, and transgenders are partial to Yamaha."
I had to make sure he understood.
"Son, those are just stereo types."
I had to make sure he understood.
"Son, those are just stereo types."
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BonScot
Straight Flush
A friend of mine is having an affair with his wife’s twin.
I asked him how he could tell them apart.
He said “her brother’s got a moustache”.
I asked him how he could tell them apart.
He said “her brother’s got a moustache”.
kid friendly versionA friend of mine is having an affair with his wife’s twin.
I asked him how he could tell them apart.
He said “her brother’s got a moustache”.
OMG- my wife and I saw Schucked last night (traveling show). If you’re into silly jokes, that musical is for you. Constant puns and silly jokes- I haven’t laughed so hard as far as I can remember.
https://shuckedmusical.com/
https://shuckedmusical.com/
I saw a an interesting statistic recently stating that "5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions...."
Did you hear about the guy who invented Altoids?
He made a mint.
He made a mint.
Nine_high
3 of a Kind
Do you know what Australia's biggest export is?
The boomerang.
It's also their biggest import!
I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.
ekricket
Royal Flush
The Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar.
It was a tense moment.
It was a tense moment.
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