Silly jokes (6 Viewers)

[prothenb]

What's brown and sticky?

- a stick

 

[prothenb]

How do you do the spoiler thing for jokes?

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Did I do it right?

 

[WedgeRock]

How do you do the spoiler thing for jokes?

Spoiler

Did I do it right?

You got the spoiler right.

Now let's work on the search function.

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler

A stick.

What's brown and sticky?

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A stick.

What's brown and sticky?

- a stick

 

[chippitydoodah]

A woman comes out of the shower, winks at her husband and says "I shaved down there...you know what that means".

The husband says

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Yeah, the damn drain is clogged again.

 

[chippitydoodah]

I just rolled a joint

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It was an ankle

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Im old

 

[WedgeRock]

My kid came home from school and informed me that his friend told him, "heterosexuals like Sony, homosexuals prefer Pioneer, and transgenders are partial to Yamaha."

I had to make sure he understood.

"Son, those are just stereo types."

 

[BonScot]

A friend of mine is having an affair with his wife’s twin.

I asked him how he could tell them apart.

He said “her brother’s got a moustache”.

 

[chippitydoodah]

A friend of mine is having an affair with his wife’s twin.

I asked him how he could tell them apart.

He said “her brother’s got a moustache”.

kid friendly version

 

[rowlin]

The other day a guy asked me if I knew how to build a pyramid, and I said “yeah, up to a point.”

 

[warma]

OMG- my wife and I saw Schucked last night (traveling show). If you’re into silly jokes, that musical is for you. Constant puns and silly jokes- I haven’t laughed so hard as far as I can remember.

https://shuckedmusical.com/

 

[PlaidDragon]

Silly Jokes

I saw a an interesting statistic recently stating that "5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions...."