I just read about a country in South America with more than 250 million brazilian people.
That’s easily the biggest number I’ve ever heard of!
That’s easily the biggest number I’ve ever heard of!
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HA! My grandmother tried to tell this joke but replaced brake fluid with motor oil, it took us a second but we translated then all laughed with her. Its the thought that counts.
Stephendoohamlet
Sitting Out
Where does a General keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
In his sleevies!
What kind of pants does a psychic wear?
Just a paranormal pants, size medium.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
What kind of pants did the psychic wear?
Pair a normal pants... Size medium.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Yeah, but my joke had 12 more days of silliness.
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BonScot
Straight Flush
Guy goes into a library and walks up to the woman at the counter.
Man - hi I’d like a couple of hookers and a bag of coke.
Librarian - Sir! Please be respectful. This is a library.
Man - Oh sorry. *whispers* I’d like a couple of hookers and a bag of coke
Man - hi I’d like a couple of hookers and a bag of coke.
Librarian - Sir! Please be respectful. This is a library.
Man - Oh sorry. *whispers* I’d like a couple of hookers and a bag of coke
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
What's the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas?
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song. Chuck Peas can hummus one.
Nine_high
3 of a Kind
How do you know if a joke is a dad joke?
It becomes a parent.
Nine_high
3 of a Kind
What kind of pants does a ghost wear?
Paranormal pants!
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
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Smedium as @BGinGA wears
When someone wears something that doesn’t quite fit I always say “what size you get? Extra medium?”
prothenb
Sitting Out
If you have a cow that doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an utter failure?
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian "Do you have any books on Pavlov's Dogs and Schrodinger's cat?" The librarians says,
"It rings a bell, but I am not sure if its here or not".
Tough Crowd
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything
prothenb
Sitting Out
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
- Depresso
- Depresso
What do hillbillies do on Halloween?
Pumpkin
My dog barks 600 times a day.
I didn't count...
I didn't count...
that's just a ruff estimate.
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