Silly jokes (3 Viewers)

[NiceShot]

What is red and bad for your teeth?

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A brick.

 

[FlushBlack]

The pope and Donald Trump are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd!

The pope leans towards Trump and says "do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy?. This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Trump replied "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand... show me!"

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage! AND THE CROWD ROARED AND CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!

 

[BGinGA]

Okay, that one had me actually lol.

 

[krafticus]

What is Forrest Gump's WiFi password?

Spoiler: Answer

1FORREST1

 

[Chippy McChiperson]

What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors anymore?

Spoiler: Spoiler

a reptile dysfunction

 

[Poker Zombie]

What is Forrest Gump's WiFi password?

Spoiler: Answer

1FORREST1

You just sent @inca911 scrambling to change his password.

 

[WedgeRock]

A little @Fink inspired humor:

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

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Aye, matey!

(Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

 

[chipjoker]

I saw this and just had to post..

 

[WedgeRock]

I have the eyes of an eagle, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Thought @Gear's post belonged here too.

 

[bentax1978]

I tried to change my work password to "beefstew2" but they said it wasn't stroganoff.

 

[liftapint]

I took the shell off my racing snail, to make him faster...but now he's more sluggish.

 

[Blaster]

What was Superman's ice cream vendor uncle's name?

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Carv-EL

 

[bentax1978]

For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.

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It’s the little things that count.

 

[bentax1978]

My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice cubes under the fridge.

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But now it’s just water under the fridge.

 

[johnnycnote]

Lady walks into a grocery store and asks for milk so she can take a milk bath.
The clerk asks "Do you want the milk Pasteurized?", she says "No, just up to my tits"

 

[Blaster]

There's an older thread with some really funny ( no ratings) jokes ..
It unfortunately had gone off the rails a bit at the end & was locked for further replies, but there's some funny good ones in there ..

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/tell-me-a-good-joke-please.10391/

 

[johnnycnote]

There's an older thread with some really funny ( no ratings) jokes ..
It unfortunately had gone off the rails a bit at the end & was locked for further replies, but there's some funny good ones in there ..

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/tell-me-a-good-joke-please.10391/

Ok Blaster, that's prob the coolest avatar I've seen in a while :

 

[T_Chan]

Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands?

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Because they're extinct

 

[Poker Zombie]

Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands?

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Because they're extinct

Too soon?

 

[k9dr]

 

[liftapint]

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

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Labracadabrador

 

[99%evil]

What's white, black, red, and has trouble getting through revolving doors?

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"A nun with a spear through her head"

 

[99%evil]

How do you get a witch pregnant?

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"You fuck her"

 

[99%evil]

A clown and a little boy are holding hands walking into the woods.

As they get deeper into the woods it starts getting darker and creepier, the little boy looks nervously up to the clown and says, "it's getting kind'a scary out here".

The clown looks down at the little boy and replies, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back out of here alone!"

 

[No 3-Putts]

A three-legged dog walks into the saloon and says...

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"I'm looking for the man who shot my Pa"

 

[Milo013]

A door to door salesman steps up to a non-descript door in suburbia and rings the bell.
It's answered by a young boy, no more than 5-6 years old, who is standing there with a can of beer in one hand, and a cigar firmly planted in the side of his mouth.
Perplexed, but undaunted, the salesman asks, "Excuse me, young man, but are your parents home?"
The child replies, "Now . . . what the fuck do you think?"

 

[Farcry44]

This ones old, but still one of my favs:
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?







You look for the Fresh Prints

 

[SixSpeedFury]

There's an older thread with some really funny ( no ratings) jokes ..
It unfortunately had gone off the rails a bit at the end & was locked for further replies, but there's some funny good ones in there ..

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/tell-me-a-good-joke-please.10391/

The irony of this post

 

[abby99]

This one made me LOL . . .

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[liftapint]

What kind of shoes are a plumbers favorite?

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