Lest you thought I was done with this carpet bombing run.....
Not all card reviews can be puppys, rainbows & sunshine. Or, as someone famously said back in the 80s, "Every Rose Has It's Thorn"....
Where do I start?....
How about we start with the largest source of my aggravation.... that scourge to the sanity of the world of commerce known as
Kardwell International...
I won't rehash the entire sordid story here, suffice to say that I ordered a couple decks back on
JULY 18th. & they just arrived...
LAST WEEK.
Stuck on Stupid seems to be a phrase tailor-made specifically for outfits like
Kardwell. Seriously, if it's customer service you're looking for, you are very likely far better off expecting it from your state's DMV.
If you're curious, go back to Page 8....
https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/the-redneck-poker-card-database.52229/post-1275307
At any rate, after tossing my hat in the ring to try winning a set in a giveaway, I called them
again for what has to be the sixth or seventh time & they finally actually delivered. Well, sort of..... not the ENTIRE order mind you, but at least the cards. I'm going to ignore the remainder of that order. Just cut my losses, save my sanity, & call it a win.
At this point I should at least be able to confirm that these are indeed great cards though.... right? I mean, just look at what everyone here says about 'em when they are mentioned.
If
Gemaco Superflex impress you as great cards, well then, bless your heart. (If you don't know what that means, ask a redneck from the south)
Let's start with the name....
Superflex....
The name Super
FLEX would imply flex-
ABILITY, would it not? Meaning flex-
ABLE. (That's flexibility & flexible for you spell-check fanatics)
While I normally hesitate to accuse anyone of telling porkies (well, not really), or deliberate false advertising (again, not really, I actually try not to miss a good opportunity at throwing the BS flag when warranted)
A flex score of 15.5 BARELY gets these things out of pure "medium" territory. How "awesomely average"!!!
H*ll, at a flex rating of 19,
Monarchs are more flexible than
Superflex. Go figure.
But, the disappointment doesn't stop there.
Monarchs have a decent matte finish front & back, while the
Superflex have that finish on the backs only. The faces are smooth as the freshly Zambonied surface of Boston Garden. & these are supposed to be
Gemaco's "Casino Quality" decks.
Meh.... the consumer oriented
Monarch are far better quality if yer askin' me, & you don't have to deal with
Kardwell to get 'em, which is a win-win in my book.
Gemaco Monarch - Jumbo Index Black:
https://www.texaspokersupply.com/store/gemaco-monarch-black-playing-cards/
As always, specs in the database -
https://www.pokerchipforum.com/resources/the-redneck-poker-card-database-2-0.76/