Things That Are Bullsh*t (8 Viewers)

[chippitydoodah]

I mean, money is money, but when they pay you $80 for each game (I did 12), all in $10’s….

Come on now..

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It's well documented that Jefferson had the worst eyesight of any president so...

 

[Poker Zombie]

It's well documented that Jefferson had the worst eyesight of any president so...

That's amazing, considering how myopic certain modern politicians are when it comes to budgeting and interest rates...

 

[krafticus]

As someone hosting a $30, 20 player, 7-9 rebuys tournament...

I $10s

I use them to pay out odd number bounties. I keep an envelope with about $250 in $10’s, and pull a $20 from the main buy-ins and put it in the envelope and take out 2 $10’s. That meant I only had to take 80 $10’s to the bank today

 

[Poker Zombie]

I do the same, but my smallest bill is a $5 (ladies night pays in $5 increments), and my "change envelope" only holds $200.

Played since the late 2000's. Never had to ask "hey, can anybody break a $20?"

 

[chamber2skipped]

Not using an oxford comma should be illegal, but our politicians are too weak to make the changes we desperately need.

 

[louBdub]

Wait wait wait……

There's also Iman, @Grandmasturkey not sure what happened to her account or maybe she's just been inactive for awhile and if I recall there's a few others that lay low

Also, I'm always referred to as sir, so I've just accepted the title. It's 2024 *shrugs*

wait wait wait…..

@Grandmasturkey is a woman!!!!????

Suuummbitch. I literally bought chips a few times from her and kept messaging her “thanks dude!”

My baaaaaaad.

 

[ekricket]

One more guest set

 

[RocAFella1]

One more guest set

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NOT BS!

 

[Eriks]

One more guest set

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Now that has gotta be in the wrong thread

 

[elemeno]

Tom Dwan supposedly not getting a seat in today’s HCL game.

 

[chamber2skipped]

Tom Dwan supposedly not getting a seat in today’s HCL game.

Was he just too late, or did he do something?

 

[elemeno]

Was he just too late, or did he do something?

Speculation is Keating doesn’t want Dwan and Polk to play

 

[bernielomax]

Was he just too late, or did he do something?

Speculation is Keating doesn’t want Dwan and Polk to play

There is also this:

 

[louBdub]

Not using an oxford comma should be illegal, but our politicians are too weak to make the changes we desperately need.

Team Oxford Comma 4 life

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Not using an oxford comma should be illegal, but our politicians are too weak to make the changes we desperately need.

Agreed. They are weak, stupid and annoying.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Not using an oxford comma should be illegal, but our politicians are too weak to make the changes we desperately need.

Please, 98% of Americans don't even know what an Oxford comma is, and half of them oppose it because the name "Oxford" scares them more than the Metric system.

Team Oxford Comma 4 life

Team "Grandma's comma" for life.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Please, 98% of Americans don't even know what an Oxford comma is, and half of them oppose it because the name "Oxford" scares them more than the Metric system.

And 87% of statistics are just made up to support your argument!

 

[Poker Zombie]

And 87% of statistics are just made up to support your argument!

100% of comedy does not need to be accurate?

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

100% of comedy does not need to be accurate?

People in glass houses sink ships.

 

[dpeks13]

It's bullshit If anyone doesn't get this reference

 

[Budha]

Please, 98% of Americans don't even know care what an Oxford comma is,

FYP

 

[drdr]

Automatic garage doors becoming sentient and stopping half way up... perfectly high enough to not be visible in mirrors yet low enough to get hit by a car.

 

[FestiveKnight]

Calling Tina scrowns an “exclusive old-school mold”

 

[upNdown]

Calling Tina scrowns an “exclusive old-school mold”

Who the eff did that?
Name names!

 

[WedgeRock]

Who the eff did that?
Name names!

Search function

 

[merkong]

Dox

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Stonehenge.

 

[Frogzilla]

Tryin to play high stakes PLO on app over American Airlines WiFi, timing out midhand

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Stonehenge.

I'd like to state on the record that I was not involved with this. Purely coincidental.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I'd like to state on the record that I was not involved with this. Purely coincidental.

I heard that story, and thought your "Stonehenge" comment was simply a commentary on the "vandalism". That, or you have a 5000+ year grudge against druids.

This is PCF. I've seen arguments with less relevance than druids.