Things That Are Bullsh*t (41 Viewers)

[Eriks]

Getting spammed with this bullshit everywhere. I was ignoring it but it just won’t go away. I started reading comments here and there on their social media links and apparently everyone who bought loves them and everybody else can’t wait to get a set. Do I keep biting my tongue or do I go full internet warrior?

 

[MC_CPA]

FYI if you click on "Triangl" bikini ads and add a few to your cart you'll get models in place of ads.

 

[cpac54]

Getting spammed with this bullshit everywhere. I was ignoring it but it just won’t go away. I started reading comments here and there on their social media links and apparently everyone who bought loves them and everybody else can’t wait to get a set. Do I keep biting my tongue or do I go full internet warrior?

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Dude, you get 20% off for Valentines Day! What are you waiting for!?!?

 

[RocAFella1]

The new Classifieds
#bringbackoldclassifieds

 

[cpac54]

Getting spammed with this bullshit everywhere. I was ignoring it but it just won’t go away. I started reading comments here and there on their social media links and apparently everyone who bought loves them and everybody else can’t wait to get a set. Do I keep biting my tongue or do I go full internet warrior?

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[Eriks]

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I’d love to see the creators of this train wreck trying to estimate the pot size in a dim lit room

 

[Poker Zombie]

I’d love to see the creators of this train wreck trying to estimate the pot size in dim lit room

True, but you have to respect the increased ease of pulling a pot when you have a hook for a hand.

 

[ekricket]

True, but you have to respect the increased ease of pulling a pot when you have a hook for a hand.

That’s why they have holes in them, so your hook can hold them easily.
Pirates craps rack

 

[RocAFella1]

So when does Tina start making them?

 

[BGinGA]

So when does Tina start making them?

As soon as the collective 'we' start ordering them in vibrant colors with stolen artwork...

 

[BGinGA]

FYI Pro Tip: if you click on "Triangl" bikini ads and add a few to your cart you'll get models in place of ads.

FYP.

 

[chippitydoodah]

Getting spammed with this bullshit everywhere. I was ignoring it but it just won’t go away. I started reading comments here and there on their social media links and apparently everyone who bought loves them and everybody else can’t wait to get a set. Do I keep biting my tongue or do I go full internet warrior?

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They make excellent shower curtain rings for that Pirate themed bathroom

 

[allforcharity]

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"Ah, but you *have* heard of them!"

 

[Eriks]

"Ah, but you *have* heard of them!"

Hard to miss the clank, I guess

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Some Jacksonville asshole picked one of our robots out of the ocean off Florida. The thing obviously has GPS so we know exactly where it is, problem is its not in the water. We had just put it out, tons of work calibrating and deploying, and someone thinks they found a cool souvenir that looks like a torpedo and keeps making whirring sounds.

Now we've gotta call local authorities and spin up a response, $300k robot sitting on a private dock, likely resting on a sensor worth thousands because they dont have our specialized carts.

Its a bad day, man. Heres a pic of us ballasting the damn thing. 6 ft, 150 pounds, this took effort to get onto their boat!

 

[drdr]

Some Jacksonville asshole picked one of our robots out of the ocean off Florida. The thing obviously has GPS so we know exactly where it is, problem is its not in the water. We had just put it out, tons of work calibrating and deploying, and someone thinks they found a cool souvenir that looks like a torpedo and keeps making whirring sounds.

Now we've gotta call local authorities and spin up a response, $300k robot sitting on a private dock, likely resting on a sensor worth thousands because they dont have our specialized carts.

Its a bad day, man. Heres a pic of us ballasting the damn thing. 6 ft, 150 pounds, this took effort to get onto their boat!
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If only Mark Rober was a chipper. Could get him to install a marine glitter bomb or fart sprayer.

 

[drdr]

More seriously, is it an offense to interfere with such instruments? If isn't, it should be.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

More seriously, is it an offense to interfere with such instruments? If isn't, it should be.

Yes, very serious but takes a lot of paperwork and BS. Usually just a pain for us.

If they're adamant about finders keepers, we've sent National Guard to scare the crap out of them before. Everyone's tough until you've got a bunch of annoyed military men on your front lawn.

 

[chippitydoodah]

Some Jacksonville asshole picked one of our robots out of the ocean off Florida. The thing obviously has GPS so we know exactly where it is, problem is its not in the water. We had just put it out, tons of work calibrating and deploying, and someone thinks they found a cool souvenir that looks like a torpedo and keeps making whirring sounds.

Now we've gotta call local authorities and spin up a response, $300k robot sitting on a private dock, likely resting on a sensor worth thousands because they dont have our specialized carts.

Its a bad day, man. Heres a pic of us ballasting the damn thing. 6 ft, 150 pounds, this took effort to get onto their boat!
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Ok well then I'll go ahead and ask....
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Ok well then I'll go ahead and ask....
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

Lol, not a weapon! Robot listening for right whale migrations and measuring current patterns in coastal US. Really useless for everyone else, there's no resale value because all the users talk and we know as soon as its turned on.

 

[upNdown]

Lol, not a weapon! Robot listening for right whale migrations and measuring current patterns in coastal US. Really useless for everyone else, there's no resale value because all the users talk and we know as soon as its turned on.

This is a robot. I don’t know what your yellow missile is.

 

[chippitydoodah]

Lol, not a weapon! Robot listening for right whale migrations and measuring current patterns in coastal US. Really useless for everyone else, there's no resale value because all the users talk and we know as soon as its turned on.

Is the military planning to use the whales? Are they gonna install lazers on them? Please tell me they're going to weaponize whales with lazers.

 

[chippitydoodah]

You used the emoji.
It's true.
Everyone thought it'd be dolphins but I knew it was gonna be the whales. Stupid smiling dolphins can't scare anyone. At least not like this

 

[Zmasterben]

More seriously, is it an offense to interfere with such instruments? If isn't, it should be.

Unfortunately it happened in Florida.

I believe down there if you interfere with or disrupt any type of Science you get awarded the "Medal of Freedom and Awesomeness" or some shit