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Things That Are Bullsh*t (13 Viewers)

I agree with Roger Goodel being BS.
Large Brewery Beer
Spring in WI this year. Wait we have not had it yet.
Basement remodels taking forever.
lipping out the birdie put
3-putting
Phishing for company data
Having to place Fraud alerts since someone Phished for company data
Hackers
Computer problems you can't explain that just disapper
Politicians
Commercials
 
bergs said:
Guns and debates,
and lack of gun laws.

Silly gun nuts,
inherent argument flaws.

Second amendments,
country hee-haws.

These are a few of my bullshit things.
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Well then, stay outta WI, they give CCW permits away out of those quarter vending machines... Next they'll be selling guns in them...

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I just hope they're decently priced...
 
Really, threads about BS are BS. Life is BS... you start getting good at it and then it's gone. No, I'm not in a life funk or anything, just a ln opinion
 
12thMan said:
Monkeys in clothes.
Red left turn arrows with no traffic coming.
Bandwagon Seattle sports team fans.
Robots.
58mph in the left lane while playing candycrush and liking a tweetagramgur.
Automatic transmissions in non suv/trucks.
Shoving chips into the middle as your one rational brain cell says "WTF YO?!?!?".
Democrats
Republicans
Not being able to hit my driver anywhere near center face.
Never being able to hit my hybrids, you know, the easiest club in the bag to hit with.
How fast time goes.
Not having a full rack of Point Defiance fracs.
Not having any CPC customs.
Not folding my QQ against the guy who i knew had aces three months ago.
Not folding KK against a guy I thought very well could have aces when I desperately needed points in the league, not that pot, two months ago.
Hillary
Trump
Bernie
Trump
No front license plate tickets.
Not being able to fly my quadcopter on a morning like this.
Shitty pot
Shitty beer
Mosquitoes
My wifes X5 that is in my garage that needs new air shocks in the rear.
Coming up short of the green.
Not being able to put together a coed softball team where people actually care enough to show up.
Losing to the one softball team in the league with no wins yet.
Lifters tapping.
Nails in tires.
The tribes up here in this area.
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I read this list and thought of this... Same beat and all.

 
jbutler said:
Backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins.
Committing so many sins.
Giving in when this bottle of Henny wins.
Never having any ends.
Having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini thins.
This DJ playing your shit when he spins.
Not having a deal.
Having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steal.
Drowning in my sorrow.
Having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo.
Motherfuckers spraying shit and darting off.
Jobs starting off at $5.50 an hour then this boss wonders why I'm smarting off.
Being fired every time I fart and cough.
Having to work as a gas station clerk.
This jerk breathing down my neck driving me berserk.
Using plastic silverware.
Working at Builder's Square.
Not being a millionaire.
Being white trash, broke, and always poor.
Taking pop bottles back to the party store.
Not having a phone.
Not having a home to have one in if I did have one on.
Not driving a BM.
Not working at GM.
Wanting to be him.
Not sleeping without a Tylenol PM.
Not performing in a packed coliseum.
Not being on tour.
Fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Contour.
Fake knots with a stack of ones.
Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns.
Being stared at.
Wearing the same damn Nike Air hat.
Stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz.
People saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs.
Other rappers who ain't bringing half the skill as me saying they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me."
Radio stations telling fibs.
JLB saying, "Where hip hop lives."
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WHOA!!!! WTF get out of my head @jbutler
 
senior management
rainy days off
beat by rivered flushes
liberals who blame everything on the gun...
 
2001 Tom Brady Tuck rule vs the Raiders in the playoffs. An incomplete pass? Was he throwing it to that snow flake 1.2 ft away? Somehow, the Patriots became GREAT post 9-11 too. Interesting.....................................................................



Also,

Indians
Trees
knots
drinking out of cups
mr balloon hands
walkways
5, 6, 4, 3
floors
chairs
dresses
flowers
seahorses
all the clocks
seashells

 
-The TSA
-Sunday drivers in the fast lane
-Tree huggers
-10-15 items or less lanes with people with full shopping carts
-Wal-Mart
-putting your blinkers on to signal turning, then taking them off
-not signaling at all
-The MTA (going your way? :rolleyes:)
-delays on the train due to mysterious "train traffic ahead"
-self services kiosks that fuck up, states an employee is on the way, and there's no employees in sight
 
Automated answering systems at service centers--can I please just talk to someone!
The mountain of paperwork mailed to me monthly from my stock broker--Really!
Those stupid left turns where you have to go past the intersection, do a u turn and then turn right--Fucking retarded!
Suburban bicyclists on the road at rush hour--Dumb ass might as well be playing Russian roulette!
 
jbutler said:
I think you could add "writing in proper meter" to the list of your least favorite things.
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Relic. Peter Piper has been unemployed for decades.

Meter went out -- along with rhyme -- when free verse came in. Sad, innit?
 
chase said:
People that stand in the middle of escalators and won't move when you kindly say excuse me.

People that walk really fast in the skyway and then throw on the breaks once the step on escalators.

People that walk on escalators (like they should) and then throw on the breaks halfway down so you run into them - did you get tired halfway?!

Escalators that are constantly under repair! (I'm tempted to run a Minneapolis escalator repair Twitter feed)
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What is bullshit is trying to track down this relevant Mitch Hedberg joke to reply to this post...

 
keshaldra said:
Must be a Detroit thing. ICP has some complaints as well:

You, me, us.
Tom, Mary, Gus.
Darius.
The west coast.
Everybody on the east.
Pre-schoolers, rulers,
Kings, queens, and gold jewelers.
Wine coolers.
Chicken, ducks.
Everybody in your crew.
Critics, your review.
You again. (even if you like me)
Your mom, and her momma
The Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama.
The rain forest.
Forrest Gump.
A shoe pump.
The real deal and the fakes.
All 52 states.
You (again).
Oprah, opera.
A soap opera.
Pop lockers and cock blockers.
Your girlfriend.
Kyle, and his brother, Tom Petty.
Jump Steady, my homie.
You, and you again.
The president, welfare.
The government, Fred Bear.
Ted Nugent.
Disco, Count of Monte Crisco (sic)
Sisqo. Jack and Jerry Brisco.
Everyone that went down on the Titanic.
Celine Dion, Dionne Warwick.
Both sides of the Berlin wall.
Lyle Lovett.
Everybody in the hemisphere
Them across the world, and them right here.
The guy that operates the Rouge River drawbridge on Delray and Jefferson.
Your idea, gonorrhea
Diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Your wife.
The police, as well as the 5-0 (though I'm not certain the discrepancy)
Spin, Rolling Stone, and Vibe (as well as everyone inside).
The mother of the person on the cover.
Your little brother's homie from around the way.
Violent J.


Their complaints seem a little less structured than most, it seems.
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Ummm...I think you are missing a very key word in these lyrics... ;)
 

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