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Things That Are Bullsh*t (47 Viewers)

ChipEnvy said:
- Clay Bennett
- The sale of the Sonics to the above listed douchbag.
- Howard Schultz
- For selling the Sonics to the above listed douchbag.
- The government of the City of Seattle for being little bitches during and ever since with regards to Basketball
- David Stern
- The former Sonics for keeping the franchise history. Congrats on that '79 championship asshats.
- Clay Bennett and Howard Schultz, again.

Yeah, I'm still bitter.

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^^^^ THIS!!!! 1000x THIS!!!!
 
Lucky Dog said:
Those stupid left turns where you have to go past the intersection, do a u turn and then turn right--Fucking retarded!
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smartest traffic management device ever invented -- totally prevents head-on and t-bone collisions in the middle of busy and high-speed intersections

at many intersections of two four- (or more) lane roads, you can also turn right (then u-turn) to turn left. same concept, and essentially allows vehicles to "turn.left" from either lane, eliminating the need to cross-over multiple lanes in preparation to make a turn.
 
Tens of emails a day.

Receiving the wrong spot combo, not the one you ordered.

Receiving your wrong spot combo chips made by a blind 4 year old who didn't GAF.

Tens of emails a day from psychotic clay rollah lacking basic communication skills and incapable of recognizing chips made by blind 4 year old who didn't GAF.

No refund from psychotic clay rollah.
 
- People that slow down to 1mph on a 1 lane road in order to turn.
- People that refuse to turn right on red, even when it is permitted and there is no cross traffic
- That one guy at the poker table that never shuts the fuck up
- People at the poker table who clap when they bink their 1 outer in order to avoid finishing in 168th place in a 250 person tournament. Congrats asshole, you'll still bust out in 15 minutes.
- People who argue at the poker table over dumb shit. Dude, it's an $80 Sunday tourney, not the WSOP Main Event. Chill the fuck out.
- That one person you know who can't go to a restaurant without complaining about something. I don't want my food spit in because you are a dick.
- Friends that stop talking to you because you don't have kids and they do.
- Haters - would it kill you to be happy for someone else?
 
- Non-push button umbrellas.
- USPS "insurance".
- Anyone who thinks their profession deserves some kind of special recognition.
- Red light cameras.
- The superficial sheen of order that masks the true chaotic nature of reality constantly lurking below, only to be fully exposed at our death.
 
-pan handlers
-when the commuter train jacks up the prices but is still unreliable
-meter-maids
-farts that stay in your car the next time you get in, even if its been a few days
-religion
-shitty watermelon
-people losing their ability to walk at a reasonable pace in the city because their eyes are on their phone
-feminists
-egg-nog not being offered year round
-Fox News
 
kirchhausen said:
Oh it's good for the game. but his claim is pure, unadulterated 100 bullshit. :)
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I had originally wrote "that's not bullshit, it's sounds more like good fortune for everyone else at the table".

But then I immediately realized what you meant, and you're right, it does indeed sounds like pure, unadulterated 100% BS. :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 
-Tailgaters
-Wankers who try to pass you on a view-obstructed rural road (that you're going 60 mph on - I live here asshole; I know exactly what the maximum safe speed is.)
-Tailgaters
-Wankers who expect to go anything above the speed limit in a pouring storm where you can barely see 10 feet in front of you
-Tailgaters
-only having 2 acceptable speeds on a 2-lane interstate highway: 55 or 90
-Fucking tailgaters (seriously, I don't care if the car in front of you is going 25 on the interstate, you WILL NOT get there any quicker by being up it's ass. You WILL, however, get MY boot straight up YOUR sphincter after you rear-end me.)

Sorry, saw a few posts hating on "careful" drivers and thought I'd pipe up for the other side. ;)

Oh and broccoli is delicious. :D
 
People who for no reason stop in the middle of a grocery isle and block the entire isle
Consultants who do not listen and do what they want anyways
 
BGinGA said:
smartest traffic management device ever invented -- totally prevents head-on and t-bone collisions in the middle of busy and high-speed intersections

at many intersections of two four- (or more) lane roads, you can also turn right (then u-turn) to turn left. same concept, and essentially allows vehicles to "turn.left" from either lane, eliminating the need to cross-over multiple lanes in preparation to make a turn.
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Seems like bullshit to me! Following traffic laws and paying attention while entering or exiting an intersection prevents head on and t-bone collisions too. I'm glad somebody likes them and finds them useful. For me they are a nuisance.
 
slisk250 said:
traffic circles - total BS
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Dislike this post to infinity!

Round-a-bouts are awesome!!! When they work right you can have multiple cars in an intersection where otherwise your have to stop one by one. They are the anti stop signs and I love that.

The only problem with them is people are such horrible drivers they have absolutely no idea what to do in them, but that's the fault of people not the road. If the majority of people driving a car would take just two seconds away from Facebook to learn the basic rules of the road a lot of commuting problems would be solved. Learn how to fucking merge, learn how to drive defensively and proactively, learn to be curtious and in turn help traffic flow, and learn how to use a damn round-a-bout!!!! :D
 
Another example of turning right to turn left. Brilliant. (y) :thumbsup:
 
12thMan said:
Dislike this post to infinity!

Round-a-bouts are awesome!!! When they work right you can have multiple cars in an intersection where otherwise your have to stop one by one. They are the anti stop signs and I love that.

The only problem with them is people are such horrible drivers they have absolutely no idea what to do in them, but that's the fault of people not the road. If the majority of people driving a car would take just two seconds away from Facebook to learn the basic rules of the road a lot of commuting problems would be solved. Learn how to fucking merge, learn how to drive defensively and proactively, learn to be curtious and in turn help traffic flow, and learn how to use a damn round-a-bout!!!! :D
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and if you think it is just Americans that have issues.

 
The "Magic Roundabout" at Swindon, UK:
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People in the 12 items or less line with 18 plus items…total bullshit!
People without a handicap parking in a handicap spot…complete bullshit!
 
Expectant mothers and new mothers parking spaces. Fucking annoying as hell.
 

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