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Things That Are Bullsh*t (12 Viewers)


Fallon cover... bullshit. Rolling Stones.... the shit!
 
Other things that are bullshit -

- Any game at the Parx except $0/5 PLO and 6/12 OE.
- The MGM buying the Borg (I'm still trying to find the article about this - it might not be bullshit but this is a placeholder, you know, just in case it is)
- Real time accurate impartial complete chip price guides online
- The turn
- The river
 
SOAB! Complete BS.
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Donald Trump becoming the President of the United States of America. More importantly, the idiots that would let that happen would be turning our country into.......yes, you guessed it: BULLSHIT. The fact that we are even discussing it as a possible reality is utter complete BULLSHIT.
 
Big Jilm said:
Donald Trump becoming the President of the United States of America. More importantly, the idiots that would let that happen would be turning our country into.......yes, you guessed it: BULLSHIT. The fact that we are even discussing it as a possible reality is utter complete BULLSHIT.
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Hard to argue with a guy who says "Make America Great Again". Since America is already great (as are the UK, Canada, and Australia - I'm not biased here), in order to make it great again someone must first f*ck it up.

Trump is just step one in a 2 part plan.
 
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People who interpret speed limit signs as the maximum speed you are able to drive instead of the minimum speed you are suppose to drive. Why have a seatbelt law if you can't go over 55 on paved roads? Traffic cops need to hand out tickets to all of these ass-hats driving a steady 10 mph under the stated minimum speed limit.
 
Getting it all in on 5th street in Razz with a 9 perfect against xx55Q and xx6KJ only to have the KJ idiot get running 8 low.

Online poker confirmed rigged.
 
Another one on the same level of Bill Simmons that I can't believe had skipped my mind until now is Peggy Noonan. Holy shit this woman is a fraudulent fucktard of a talking head. I used to wonder how Tim Russert could possibly have either her or Maureen Dowd on Meet the Press so often when it was so transparent how fucking moronic they both were.

Maureen has fallen a bit out of popular favor since Tim's death, but Peggy keeps trucking along with her brainless ramblings. It's so very popular to bitch about Thomas Friedman, but Peggy Noonan's soft-brained "analysis" set the stage for Friedman's bullshit career.

All three of them should strap themselves to a missile.
 
jbutler said:
Jimmy Fallon.

That guy is fucking bullshit. The worst. I used to not understand when people talked with such hate in their hearts about Obama but I was watching Jimmy Fallon earlier and now I get it.
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Couldn't stand him on SNL. He was always the first to start laughing during a skit.
 
Naturally thin people whose weight never fluctuates more than 10 pounds their entire adult lives.

Conversely, fat people (myself included) who complain about the thin people but aren't disciplined enough to eat right and exercise.
 
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MegaTon44 said:
Naturally thin people whose weight never fluctuates more than 10 pounds their entire adult lives.

Conversely, fat people (myself included) who complain about the thin people but aren't disciplined enough to eat right and exercise.
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Fat people who do eat right and exercise and still can't lose weight effectively despite discipline and will power.
 
Pets getting old, that is bullshit.

I am a big softy for animals, our dogs and cats are part of our family just like a lot of animal lovers say. I am not being disingenuous or dramatic when I say I honestly admire the unwavering love of a dog (or whatever animal it is) that you have bonded with, in a lot of ways they are better creatures than I'll ever be that's for sure. Because of this love I've always had pets over my 37 years of life and these little fuckers don't live as long as us, so therefore if you have pets and are lucky enough to live a long life yourself you are going to have to go through this multiple times.

I've been in a horrible mood recently and part of it is watching two of my dogs start to fail...that shit is BULLSHIT.

Sorry, now back to normal bullshit. :D
 
Amen brother. Just had the same conversation with my wife. Our first dog got cancer at 7 years old, is 9 now and we are out of options. As his face gets deformed from the cancer (personality is still fine), it's torture every day wondering if this will be the "last good day". Wishing you guys the best. You're in my thoughts.
 
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One step below businesses with a minimum to use a card.
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lol...this reminded me of a buddy's bachelor party a couple years ago. he had 8 transactions at mcdonald's for $1.06 each on his debit card the following morning. it was right across the street from the hotel we were staying at and we kept wondering where the hell he kept going for 15 minutes at a time.
 
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lol...this reminded me of a buddy's bachelor party a couple years ago. he had 8 transactions at mcdonald's for $1.06 each on his debit card the following morning. it was right across the street from the hotel we were staying at and we kept wondering where the hell he kept going for 15 minutes at a time.
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Somewhat on topic, I saw McDonalds had blueberry pies for $0.99 each or two for $1.00.

I need to know what kind of person would pass on the second pie.
 

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