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Things That Are Bullsh*t (13 Viewers)

Saudi Arabia blocking FaceTime - read in Arab News. I'm curious if we can get it to work computer to computer with VPNs running. Our internet goes through Saudi Telecom so maybe we are screwed.
 
Reading the WSOP Main Event updates, and it's sad even though they've paid $10K to compete, they have no regard for their appearance, looking rough as fuck, as if they've just rolled out of bed, wearing their worst 'day-off' clothing set from the dirty pile of the laundry basket, downed a can of Red Bull, and hopped on the poker table. Even the ladies look rough, like abused witches! Well, except for Maria Ho and Vanessa Rousso. [emoji173]

Just saying, though, for the people we look up to...that's bullshit!
 
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Moving two handicap parking spaces 45 feet further away from the nearest building (across the street to the right in the photo) in order to make room for a Divvy bike sharing station that presumably will be used by able-bodied students. Seriously?

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abby99 said:
Moving two handicap parking spaces 45 feet further away from the nearest building (across the street to the right in the photo) in order to make room for a Divvy bike sharing station that presumably will be used by able-bodied students. Seriously?

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You could always pull a Tawanda and park there anyway, perhaps mowing down some students (or maybe just their bikes) in the process for the full Tawanda experience :)

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In was 107 today. No big deal except for it ain't a dry heat. I didn't check the heat index then but after work it "cooled" down to 100 to this

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...and the forecast is 113 then 115 with dangerous humidity, 80 more hours of hell then it's off to Arizona...wait!

 
*resist posting something in this thread, too negative, life is too short".

However, when I saw this sht this morning, I realized it was made for this thread.

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When the nicest chip in the whole set is some weird denomination I don't want.
 
Skateboarding is officially an Olympic sport, starting in 2020. Well, there's a new low, for the IOC! :confused:
 
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eXtremum said:
Skateboarding is officially an Olympic sport, starting in 2020. Well, there's a new low, for the IOC! :confused:
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The previous low set when they admitted snowboarding as a sport, presumably?
 
I don't know if it's been mentioned, but engagement rings. They're fucking horseshit. I know they're horseshit, my girlfriend knows they're horseshit, everyone knows they're horseshit. So why did I spend over $3k for one last week? Because that's just "what you do". That could have gone towards my bankroll, or chips, or hookers and blow, but NOOOOOOOOOOO I have to buy a diamond because of fucking ARCHDUKE MAXMILLIAN OF AUSTRIA OVER 500 FUCKING YEARS AGO WHO CREATED THE STUPID TREND TO BEGIN WITH.


k I feel better.
 
ushallnotraise said:
I don't know if it's been mentioned, but engagement rings. They're fucking horseshit. I know they're horseshit, my girlfriend knows they're horseshit, everyone knows they're horseshit. So why did I spend over $3k for one last week? Because that's just "what you do". That could have gone towards my bankroll, or chips, or hookers and blow, but NOOOOOOOOOOO I have to buy a diamond because of fucking ARCHDUKE MAXMILLIAN OF AUSTRIA OVER 500 FUCKING YEARS AGO WHO CREATED THE STUPID TREND TO BEGIN WITH.


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Wahhhh. Cry me a fuckin river. Just be happy you found someone to marry you. [emoji14]

That $3k investment is nothing compared to what you will spend.

Congrats btw.
 
ushallnotraise said:
I don't know if it's been mentioned, but engagement rings. They're fucking horseshit. I know they're horseshit, my girlfriend knows they're horseshit, everyone knows they're horseshit. So why did I spend over $3k for one last week? Because that's just "what you do". That could have gone towards my bankroll, or chips, or hookers and blow, but NOOOOOOOOOOO I have to buy a diamond because of fucking ARCHDUKE MAXMILLIAN OF AUSTRIA OVER 500 FUCKING YEARS AGO WHO CREATED THE STUPID TREND TO BEGIN WITH.


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Completely agree. Diamonds are a complete scam. They can be synthetically made, yet Anglo controls the monopoly and rapes and pillages young men's wallets. +1 for hookers and blow.
 
Chicken Rob said:
Do you really think skateboarding is less of a sport than curling?
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Poker is more of a sport, than either of the two. I'm glad I haven't seen the Summer Olympics, since '84. Apart from that, I'm all about Winter Olympics Ice Hockey.
 
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