Things That Are Bullsh*t (5 Viewers)

[RocAFella1]

Gross. You were there for December, theyre on best behavior and thats still gross.

Come February and they're having their poo parties. I still smell it.

Under a federal grant we were tagging them. Heres me holding a penguin covered in shit. Great fun.
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[ekricket]

It's bullshit when you have to wipe your ass with paper towels because your teenage daughters cannot pee without using half a damn roll of toilet paper each time so you go through a 12 pack in a few days.

Hypothetically, of course.

Science

Toilet Paper Usage Statistics

The average person uses 85 rolls of toilet paper per year (based on regular rolls of 150 sheets per), or nearly 13,000 sheets.
Men use on average of 8.11 sheets and women use 6.31 sheets. When it comes to using wet flushable wipes, men and women use the same amount – approximately 2.91 sheets per toileting occasion.
The United States2 leads the way when it comes to annual per capita toilet paper consumption with 12.7 kg per person while Germany (12.1) and the United Kingdom (11.4) follow up in second and third place.
The daily production of toilet paper worldwide is 83+ million rolls.
The average household flushes around 80,000 sheets per year. That’s why it’s important to maintain a clean drainage system.
93% of women and 89% of men claim toilet paper as their go-to wiping material during toileting needs.

 

[ekricket]

Bonus material

Aside From Wiping, What Is Toilet Paper Used For?

While wiping is the #1 use of toilet paper hands down, there are a number of other scenarios where it can be useful.

Blowing/Wiping your nose

Although 49%1 of people occasionally use toilet paper to blow or wipe their nose, using Kleenex® facial tissues can be a better experience. When it’s cold and flu season, be sure to stock up on Kleenex® Soothing Lotion™ tissues, America’s softest lotion tissue**. Your nose will thank you!
Cleaning hands or face

In a pinch, toilet paper is good substitute to clean your hands and face. Just don’t get it too wet, as we know toilet paper is designed to break down in water.
Cleaning bathroom surfaces

Toilet paper can be a handy cleaning tool for wiping down surfaces such as countertops, toilet seats and the flush handle and its soft texture is especially useful for cleaning sensitive surfaces like mirrors.
Covering public toilet seats

If you don’t feel comfortable using a public restroom, placing some toilet paper on the toilet seat can go a long way in making you feel better it. science is divided3 on whether putting down toilet paper does anything to prevent germ transfer, but it can help you feel protected.
Cleaning eyeglasses

Toilet paper can be used to wipe away smudges and fingerprints on eyeglasses, but it’s always best to clean your glasses with a proper microfiber cloth and cleaning solution.

 

[ekricket]

Gross. You were there for December, theyre on best behavior and thats still gross.

Come February and they're having their poo parties. I still smell it.

Under a federal grant we were tagging them. Heres me holding a penguin covered in shit. Great fun.
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He’s not kidding. If you had the tiniest smudge of poo anywhere on your boots or clothes when you came back to the boat you knew about it. Like a moldy mildew bird shit acridity. You learned real quick to clean your boots well on the cleaner thing.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Science

Toilet Paper Usage Statistics

The average person uses 85 rolls of toilet paper per year (based on regular rolls of 150 sheets per), or nearly 13,000 sheets.
Men use on average of 8.11 sheets and women use 6.31 sheets. When it comes to using wet flushable wipes, men and women use the same amount – approximately 2.91 sheets per toileting occasion.
The United States2 leads the way when it comes to annual per capita toilet paper consumption with 12.7 kg per person while Germany (12.1) and the United Kingdom (11.4) follow up in second and third place.
The daily production of toilet paper worldwide is 83+ million rolls.
The average household flushes around 80,000 sheets per year. That’s why it’s important to maintain a clean drainage system.
93% of women and 89% of men claim toilet paper as their go-to wiping material during toileting needs.

Bonus material

Aside From Wiping, What Is Toilet Paper Used For?

While wiping is the #1 use of toilet paper hands down, there are a number of other scenarios where it can be useful.

Blowing/Wiping your nose

Although 49%1 of people occasionally use toilet paper to blow or wipe their nose, using Kleenex® facial tissues can be a better experience. When it’s cold and flu season, be sure to stock up on Kleenex® Soothing Lotion™ tissues, America’s softest lotion tissue**. Your nose will thank you!
Cleaning hands or face

In a pinch, toilet paper is good substitute to clean your hands and face. Just don’t get it too wet, as we know toilet paper is designed to break down in water.
Cleaning bathroom surfaces

Toilet paper can be a handy cleaning tool for wiping down surfaces such as countertops, toilet seats and the flush handle and its soft texture is especially useful for cleaning sensitive surfaces like mirrors.
Covering public toilet seats

If you don’t feel comfortable using a public restroom, placing some toilet paper on the toilet seat can go a long way in making you feel better it. science is divided3 on whether putting down toilet paper does anything to prevent germ transfer, but it can help you feel protected.
Cleaning eyeglasses

Toilet paper can be used to wipe away smudges and fingerprints on eyeglasses, but it’s always best to clean your glasses with a proper microfiber cloth and cleaning solution.

I'd like to unsubscribe from toilet paper facts.

 

[Thisfiendis138]

I'd like to unsubscribe from toilet paper facts.

Before you go, we’ve got one more.
Bidet’s are life changing.

 

[dpeks13]

Bonus material

Aside From Wiping, What Is Toilet Paper Used For?

While wiping is the #1 use of toilet paper hands down, there are a number of other scenarios where it can be useful.

Blowing/Wiping your nose

Although 49%1 of people occasionally use toilet paper to blow or wipe their nose, using Kleenex® facial tissues can be a better experience. When it’s cold and flu season, be sure to stock up on Kleenex® Soothing Lotion™ tissues, America’s softest lotion tissue**. Your nose will thank you!
Cleaning hands or face

In a pinch, toilet paper is good substitute to clean your hands and face. Just don’t get it too wet, as we know toilet paper is designed to break down in water.
Cleaning bathroom surfaces

Toilet paper can be a handy cleaning tool for wiping down surfaces such as countertops, toilet seats and the flush handle and its soft texture is especially useful for cleaning sensitive surfaces like mirrors.
Covering public toilet seats

If you don’t feel comfortable using a public restroom, placing some toilet paper on the toilet seat can go a long way in making you feel better it. science is divided3 on whether putting down toilet paper does anything to prevent germ transfer, but it can help you feel protected.
Cleaning eyeglasses

Toilet paper can be used to wipe away smudges and fingerprints on eyeglasses, but it’s always best to clean your glasses with a proper microfiber cloth and cleaning solution.

not-so-fun fact:
When your wife and daughters use up all the TP in one of the bathrooms and don't refill the TP, those Kleenex look pretty good to use as a backup. Just make sure your wife didn't buy the one with Vick's vapor rub built in. Cause that burns so bad.

 

[upNdown]

Science

Toilet Paper Usage Statistics

The average person uses 85 rolls of toilet paper per year (based on regular rolls of 150 sheets per), or nearly 13,000 sheets.
Men use on average of 8.11 sheets and women use 6.31 sheets. When it comes to using wet flushable wipes, men and women use the same amount – approximately 2.91 sheets per toileting occasion.
The United States2 leads the way when it comes to annual per capita toilet paper consumption with 12.7 kg per person while Germany (12.1) and the United Kingdom (11.4) follow up in second and third place.
The daily production of toilet paper worldwide is 83+ million rolls.
The average household flushes around 80,000 sheets per year. That’s why it’s important to maintain a clean drainage system.
93% of women and 89% of men claim toilet paper as their go-to wiping material during toileting needs.

If that thing is trying to say that men use more toilet paper than women, that is true bullshit.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

If that thing is trying to say that men use more toilet paper than women, that is true bullshit.

That tracks though, right? Less sheets per visit because less hair and pee breaks, not as a whole. But still, 8 sheets is a pretty insane amount to be an average...get a bidet at that point lol

 

[upNdown]

That tracks though, right? Less sheets per visit because less hair and pee breaks, not as a whole. But still, 8 sheets is a pretty insane amount to be an average...get a bidet at that point lol

I, like @Schmendr1ck, have teenage daughters and I can assure you it most certainly does not track.
And 8 sheets seems like a lot to you? You you even poop bro?

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

I, like @Schmendr1ck, have teenage daughters and I can assure you it most certainly does not track.
And 8 sheets seems like a lot to you? You you even poop bro?

if your daughters need to wipe themselves more than you do on each trip, when half the time they've just peed, they are making some major messes! Thats gotta bring their average down.

 

[upNdown]

if your daughters need to wipe themselves more than you do on each trip, when half the time they've just peed, they are making some major messes! Thats gotta bring their average down.

I don’t know what women do in there. I don’t want to know what women do in there. I just know they do it with a lot of toilet paper.

 

[Machine]

This is me staying away from this conversation, NEXT!

 

[RocAFella1]

PCF search feature.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

A pizza pie of this garbage quality being $25. Just a large pie, tastes like cardboard. Georgia bullshit.

 

[upNdown]

Wow, it sure looks like garbage.

 

[JMC9389]

A pizza pie of this garbage quality being $25. Just a large pie, tastes like cardboard. Georgia bullshit.
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That's a war crime.

Drop me a DM if you want to up your pizza game from home. I'll walk you through things. But just be warned it's another rabbit hole not quite ad deep as chipping, but deep enough that it's tough to crawl out of.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Wow, it sure looks like garbage.

Locals swore it was their favorite, brought it to my homegame. When its my turn to bring food I'ma grab gas station sushi.

That's a war crime.

Drop me a DM if you want to up your pizza game from home. I'll walk you through things. But just be warned it's another rabbit hole not quite ad deep as chipping, but deep enough that it's tough to crawl out of.

Man once I land somewhere I definitely will. Im heading to Savannah in the summer then who knows where, cant take on another hobby just yet.

 

[BarrieJ3]

Joining the wife in a week of mostly fasting. And having to pull all nighters for work. Same week.

At 2 am, this broth aint hitting. Might have to splurge and go for a rice cake later.

 

[BarrieJ3]

 

[grantc54]

You get in your car and the radio/touch screen is blank and the dash shows this:

 

[RocAFella1]

Start tasting the turducken?

 

[krafticus]

You get in your car and the radio/touch screen is blank and the dash shows this:
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I hate when my car starts speaking other languages. Oh wait, that’s never happened

 

[Tonysquander]

Tell that car to Verpiss dich!

 

[bergs]

You get in your car and the radio/touch screen is blank and the dash shows this:
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I will translate. I speak Norwegian.

Um, Starter Inoperative, you are very drunk.

 

[krafticus]

My wife went to urgent care Friday, was taken to the ER via ambulance. (Afib). She texted her brother to let him know. His response, and I quote. “Ok”.

I’ve always disliked him, and hated his wife. I think they are now both in the “hate” category. I strongly dislike that word, but is true.

… and for those that care, she’s doing better, but not quite there yet. They may have to shock her heart tomorrow, but apparently that’s a routine thing…

 

[JMC9389]

My wife went to urgent care Friday, was taken to the ER via ambulance. (Afib). She texted her brother to let him know. His response, and I quote. “Ok”.

I’ve always disliked him, and hated his wife. I think they are now both in the “hate” category. I strongly dislike that word, but is true.

… and for those that care, she’s doing better, but not quite there yet. They may have to shock her heart tomorrow, but apparently that’s a routine thing…

All the best to everyone Mark. Cardioversion is a pretty routine thing to do to try and get the heart back in a regular rhythm. Hope all goes well!

 

[dpeks13]

My wife went to urgent care Friday, was taken to the ER via ambulance. (Afib). She texted her brother to let him know. His response, and I quote. “Ok”.

I’ve always disliked him, and hated his wife. I think they are now both in the “hate” category. I strongly dislike that word, but is true.

… and for those that care, she’s doing better, but not quite there yet. They may have to shock her heart tomorrow, but apparently that’s a routine thing…

Oh no. Fingers crossed but I heard that is pretty normal….and yeah I think hate is an appropriate word at this point

 

[Lil Tuna]

My wife went to urgent care Friday, was taken to the ER via ambulance. (Afib). She texted her brother to let him know. His response, and I quote. “Ok”.

I’ve always disliked him, and hated his wife. I think they are now both in the “hate” category. I strongly dislike that word, but is true.

… and for those that care, she’s doing better, but not quite there yet. They may have to shock her heart tomorrow, but apparently that’s a routine thing…

Mark,
Glad to hear your wife is doing better and I hope she continues to improve. Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery.
All the best to you and your family.

 

[allforcharity]

My wife went to urgent care Friday, was taken to the ER via ambulance. (Afib). She texted her brother to let him know. His response, and I quote. “Ok”.

I’ve always disliked him, and hated his wife. I think they are now both in the “hate” category. I strongly dislike that word, but is true.

… and for those that care, she’s doing better, but not quite there yet. They may have to shock her heart tomorrow, but apparently that’s a routine thing…

Feel free to PM me if you need any details of new medication if they recommend it going forward. Even if the cardioversion is successful, the atrial fibrillation can recur in the future.