MrCatPants
Full House
Damn it. Ok, give me a minute.
Damn it. Ok, give me a minute.
CHECK OUT THIS TIKTOK THAT SHOWS PCF HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY BABY-EATING NICARAUGUANS:Okay MikeMac, give @MrCatPants his log on back.
YES, YES, YES, AND...POKER FUN WILD CARDS ALL GAMES FOR LOVING GAME ALL NIGHT. FUN IS VARIANCE MORE FOR ALL GRINNING AND DRINK SPILLING
NO DRINK SPILL PLAY IN MUSEUM. MEASURE FUN MORE FUN MORE SPILLS. NO SPILLS MANY RULES NO FUNSYES, YES, YES, AND...
DRINK SPILLING - NO; ALL POST INVALIDATED NOW
HOST FUN AND DRINK SPILLS HAVE A STRONGLY INVERSE CORRELATIONNO DRINK SPILL PLAY IN MUSEUM. MEASURE FUN MORE FUN MORE SPILLS. NO SPILLS MANY RULES NO FUNS
Significant; p- value checks out, huge sample size.HOST FUN AND DRINK SPILLS HAVE A STRONGLY INVERSE CORRELATION
IN THE GAME OF TRI MOONS YOU EITHER LOSE OR YOU DIE.
MY SOUL SLIPS A LITTLE FURTHER AWAY EVERYTIME SOMEONE ORDERS L12 CPCSWrong. You're already dead (inside).
(Annakin voice)C R A I G T = 69
COINCIDENCE? NEVER.
Honestly if he talked like this all day in real life, this would be my favorite meetup person. Just lock me up a seat next to him now and put a fully stocked bar in between us.HI IT IS ME, I AM NORMAL HUMAN MAN WHO WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT WAYS FOR CARDS BE MOST FUN.
WHAT IS BEST PUREST FORM OF POKER I NEED ALL INFORMATION INCLUDING NUMBER OF PLAYERS TYPE OF GAME AND STAKES.
I WILL MAKE MYSELF THE CHAPTER ONE AND SAY THE BEST FORM OF POKER IS THE BELOW:
$1 TURBO ONLINE TEXAS HOLD EM POKER TOURNAMENTS WITH A SMALL GROUP OF FRIENDS THAT LAST AT MOST 15 MINUTES. PLAY FIRST TO TWO OR FIRST TO THREE. NEVER FIRST TO FOUR. FIRST TO FIVE OK.
WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST PURE POKER GAME EXPERIENCE?
Honestly if he talked like this all day in real life, this would be my favorite meetup person. Just lock me up a seat next to him now and put a fully stocked bar in between us.
You had me at “make myself chapter 1”. Let’s just get @Josh Kifer at the table with us and do shots until someone literally shits themselves.
Honestly I think a few of us together not trying to play real poker and just being goofy as hell would be a blast.Honestly if he talked like this all day in real life, this would be my favorite meetup person. Just lock me up a seat next to him now and put a fully stocked bar in between us.
You had me at “make myself chapter 1”. Let’s just get @Josh Kifer at the table with us and do shots until someone literally shits themselves.
If we catch anyone trying to do pot odds or count outs, they get spanked by @Josh Kifer. It’s a win/win for everyone.Honestly I think a few of us together not trying to play real poker and just being goofy as hell would be a blast.
No nerds allowed.
Lol. "Play real poker" and talking to me and you.If we catch anyone trying to do pot odds or count outs, they get spanked by @Josh Kifer. It’s a win/win for everyone.
Josh and Rob (mumbling about something funny that happened 20 minutes ago that only we can undersand)
Random player: “Hey, Play Real Poker”
Josh and Rob look at each other with dead serious expressions, then burst out laughing and saying “HEY PLAY REAL POKER” in different kinds of ridiculous voices for another 2 hours.
WHO THE FARK IS ROBJosh and Rob (mumbling about something funny that happened 20 minutes ago that only we can undersand)
Random player: “Hey, Play Real Poker”
Josh and Rob look at each other with dead serious expressions, then burst out laughing and saying “HEY PLAY REAL POKER” in different kinds of ridiculous voices for another 2 hours.
I have no idea. I needed to find an average name for the joke and I had some challenges.WHO THE FARK IS ROB
@Rhodeman77 SHOTS FIREDI have no idea. I needed to find an average name for the joke and I had some challenges.
I was going to use Adam, but that sounds like someone who wears a fig leaf over his loins and exposes himself to inanimate objects.
My backup plan was to use Billy but that sounds like a guy with a restaurant who overcooks chicken wings.
My tertiary plan was to use Matt, but that sounds too much like doormat.
Stay away from Kricket when he calls “let’s play loving game”. I look a lot of circus games and think “that is poker” when detractors say “that’s not poker”, but loving game….it ain’t poker brah.POKER FUN WILD CARDS ALL GAMES FOR LOVING GAME ALL NIGHT. FUN IS VARIANCE MORE FOR ALL GRINNING AND DRINK SPILLING
I think he’s saying OP has a big p-p.Significant; p- value checks out, huge sample size.
YUGEI think he’s saying OP has a big p-p.