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MrCatPants
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Damn it. Ok, give me a minute.
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WHAT IS BEST WAY TO FUN POKER GAME NIGHT? (3 Viewers)
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MrCatPants
Full House
CHECK OUT THIS TIKTOK THAT SHOWS PCF HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY BABY-EATING NICARAUGUANS:
Yes, I get I provided context, when I shouldn't have even done that to be true to form.
ekricket
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POKER FUN WILD CARDS ALL GAMES FOR LOVING GAME ALL NIGHT. FUN IS VARIANCE MORE FOR ALL GRINNING AND DRINK SPILLING
OP
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MrCatPants
Full House
ekricket
Royal Flush
NO DRINK SPILL PLAY IN MUSEUM. MEASURE FUN MORE FUN MORE SPILLS. NO SPILLS MANY RULES NO FUNS
OP
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MrCatPants
Full House
HOST FUN AND DRINK SPILLS HAVE A STRONGLY INVERSE CORRELATION
Significant; p- value checks out, huge sample size.
Wrong. You're already dead (inside).
OP
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MrCatPants
Full House
MY SOUL SLIPS A LITTLE FURTHER AWAY EVERYTIME SOMEONE ORDERS L12 CPCS
bergs
Royal Flush
bergs
Royal Flush
Honestly if he talked like this all day in real life, this would be my favorite meetup person. Just lock me up a seat next to him now and put a fully stocked bar in between us.
You had me at “make myself chapter 1”. Let’s just get @Josh Kifer at the table with us and do shots until someone literally shits themselves.
OP
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MrCatPants
Full House
Honestly I think a few of us together not trying to play real poker and just being goofy as hell would be a blast.
No nerds allowed.
RocAFella1
Royal Flush
bergs
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If we catch anyone trying to do pot odds or count outs, they get spanked by @Josh Kifer. It’s a win/win for everyone.
bergs
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Josh and Rob (mumbling about something funny that happened 20 minutes ago that only we can undersand)
Random player: “Hey, Play Real Poker”
Josh and Rob look at each other with dead serious expressions, then burst out laughing and saying “HEY PLAY REAL POKER” in different kinds of ridiculous voices for another 2 hours.
Random player: “Hey, Play Real Poker”
Josh and Rob look at each other with dead serious expressions, then burst out laughing and saying “HEY PLAY REAL POKER” in different kinds of ridiculous voices for another 2 hours.
BigJackJones
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OP
OP
MrCatPants
Full House
WHO THE FARK IS ROB
bergs
Royal Flush
I have no idea. I needed to find an average name for the joke and I had some challenges.
I was going to use Adam, but that sounds like someone who wears a fig leaf over his loins and exposes himself to inanimate objects.
My backup plan was to use Billy but that sounds like a guy with a restaurant who overcooks chicken wings.
My tertiary plan was to use Matt, but that sounds too much like doormat.
OP
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MrCatPants
Full House
@Rhodeman77 SHOTS FIRED
bergs
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Someone just got triggggggered…
bergs
Royal Flush
Stay away from Kricket when he calls “let’s play loving game”. I look a lot of circus games and think “that is poker” when detractors say “that’s not poker”, but loving game….it ain’t poker brah.
bergs
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I think he’s saying OP has a big p-p.
OP
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MrCatPants
Full House
YUGE
bergs
Royal Flush
I have one called Tears to go with sweat. It’s the only thing I have left after blasting off my bankroll at poker.
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