Chippy McChiperson
Straight Flush
Of course, I have been taking to Infra Red frying of my turkey's the past couple of years. Brine them for 48 hours, and throw them in an IR Fryer. Amazing, and none of the danger of oil fryers. So juicy, impossible to dry them out.
Is a chicken eating a turkey considered cannibalism? Also, do you inject before frying? I've heard good things (had it once when my firend deep-fried a turkey on a camping trip, and I don't know what he injected it with, but it was oh so delicious).