You know you're getting old when: (1 Viewer)

[Jeff]

I have a scrap books that includes a bill from 1969...two days in the hospital with surgery and anesthesia cost $241.75.

 

[SwissChip]

I bought my WTHC for $1.20/pc and it was a lot!

 

[legend672]

The year you were born is how old you are

 

[CDC]

When you reply to this thread..

 

[tabletalker7]

@upNdown you know you are getting old when you are posting on a poker chip forum asking about how you know you are getting old ........ You ok buddy?

 

[pltrgyst]

Hell, I’d graduated high school, college and law school and got married by then.,,,

... and divorced, and remarried, and hoping to make it ten more years to retirement.

Or your 60th high school reunion is next month in NJ, and only ~50 out of 615 graduates are going to be there,

C'mon, @RussB42 -- I think you're the only one who can save me here.

 

[RocAFella1]

This is Jake Harper from Two and Half Men

 

[krafticus]

I got my AARP letter on my last birthday. Most days, I feel much younger than that though, which is great

 

[Highli99]

I did some math today and just realized that when I was born, it was closer the bombing of pear harbor than it currently is to when I was born. And I'm a Mellenial.

 

[legend672]

I did some math today and just realized that when I was born, it was closer the bombing of pear harbor than it currently is to when I was born. And I'm a dopey millennial .

My grandfather died 95 years ago

 

[chippitydoodah]

Before if someone said, "Hey, did you hear about Bob?" he could have gotten married, bought a car or house or got a promotion. Now you know they're just gonna tell you he died.

 

[SwissChip]

You see old friends on a funeral of an old friend…

 

[legend672]

My dad used to say “ wow he/she’s getting old. I didn’t really get it. Now I know what he meant

 

[BGinGA]

Ahhh.... the days when all you needed to make a fake ID was a shitty color printer and a laminater.

Color printer?

My first fake ID only required an eraser to remove the typed year-of-birth and a pencil to back it up a few years. US gov draft card, typed on white paper stock with no watermark. I don't think plastic lamination had even been invented yet.

Color printers weren't even envisioned back then... the only printers were thermal paper.

 

[BGinGA]

Oh... and the real answer to OP's question is:

...you yell at clouds.

 

[upNdown]

Oh... and the real answer to OP's question is:

...you yell at clouds.

Man, I’ve been yelling at the clouds since dot matrix printers.

 

[4SUMERZ]

Some Toronto Maple Leaf fans can remember watching them win the Stanley Cup in 1967 on a B&W TV set.
Now that is old!!!

 

[BGinGA]

...you watched Offy roadsters live at Indy.

 

[AlbinoDragon]

Man, I’ve been yelling at the clouds since dot matrix printers.

I've been yelling at clouds since I became an astronomer.

 

[WedgeRock]

Did not fact check:

 

[Highli99]

Did not fact check:

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Well, I mean one of those events is hypothetical event in the future.

 

[AfterTheFact]

When you can no longer trust a fart….

 

[tabletalker7]

When you can no longer trust a fart….

That is more dependant on how much you drank the night before than age .......

 

[BiGGyT]

When you reply to this thread..

QFT

I got my AARP letter on my last birthday. Most days, I feel much younger than that though, which is great

I dunno, I got my first AARP invite when I was 17, they must think I am 105 by now.

 

[Mongoose]

More and more you start off by saying, I “used to” love to…

 

[Hot Nuts]

This is Jake Harper from Two and Half Men
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No, that's Chumlee.

 

[chippitydoodah]

When you can no longer trust a fart….

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/7DD71ggvr2rXnfQ2/?mibextid=xCPwDs

 

[legend672]

When you can no longer trust a fart….

My farts don’t smell since I got old. I enjoyed clearing a room with a good one in the old days. My friends would hesitate getting on an elevator with me for good reason.

 

[Ben8257]

When you can no longer trust a fart….

No joke, David... when I saw the title of this thread. That was the exact first thing that came to mind... I'm not completely sure why that is "age related," but it definitely IS!

Also, it should be said... you know you're old when attending a meet-up and don't find @MatB 's random flatulence funny anymore! A true virtuoso of the "Flap Pipes"

 

[MatB]

No joke, David... when I saw the title of this thread. That was the exact first thing that came to mind... I'm not completely sure why that is "age related," but it definitely IS!

Also, it should be said... you know you're old when attending a meet-up and don't find @MatB 's random flatulence funny anymore! A true virtuoso of the "Flap Pipes"

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not guilty .