Erich Wise
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Oh, this couldn't be better. what a great story.
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BarrieJ3
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@Hammer2171, the question is, are you team BaNANAS? We can customize a buttery singlet for you and welcome you to the team.
NOOOOO!! You can’t get off that easy. We NEED you to be the jerk we imagined. We need you to be that asshole that feeds our ego and justifies our chip addiction.
But seriously...could you all imagine if Nooker came and apologized???? I don’t think I could live with myself.
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Hammer2171
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Somebody give that man a free sample
I bought an extra sample set not yet knowing what it was for. I guess now I know. @Hammer2171 i got you covered if you want a sample set - you deserve it!
WedgeRock
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Did you just quote yourself within the same post?!
That's some next level, third-person, Inception-type shit...
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BoatedRiver
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That is awesome you guys made actual donkey chips from that person’s thread.
That's true degen chipping right there...because I DEFINITELY cannot get "cash back out for my money if I ever wanted to."
BoatedRiver
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Yup, I think we are all degenerates if we are buying stuff on the site lol I know I definitely am
FordPickup92
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@allforcharity, Ben made some realizations this morning.... hammers account was deleted, og from cali... new member pops up @BoatedRiver asking for garden citys and PCAs, from cali...deleted... next account pops up as suitedconnector claims to be boated river, also from cali, asking to exchange conversations via email.... could this be pikaho?
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FordPickup92
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And the new suitedconnector account is gone already
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BarrieJ3
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So obviously, as suspected, hammer was actually a PCF user, caught then and subsequently by the new updates.
i guess this explains why they never took me up on my offer of a free sample set. perhaps this instead calls for a Classifieds giveaway.
BarrieJ3
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I know the naval cat overseas in the Philippines? was looking for one. I was gonna work on getting one out but it’s gonna be months before I’m settled back in US with chips.
Not just you, if anyone has an extra.
edit: came up with it, it’s @Beaniman
Dunno, but if it is, his hijinks are now just boring. In all his conversations claiming that I'm stalking him (or whatever), did he even once refute that he took $650 from me and never shipped the chips? And somehow or another, *I'm* the bad guy?
For the sake of my sanity, I'm going to have to let this go. My CC company did right by me, and I assume their investigation matched my claim, so I'm whole.
are you sure it was him? it appears he's stationed in japan, and i couldn't find any posts of him looking for this sample set.
Sparty
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My favorite dealer buttons have your likeness on them....with the Hate U tee shirt!
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Hammer2171
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Teamsters UPS driver right here. Going hard right now with all this Rona going around. Worse than Christmas time and it was 107 degrees today where I live, so the back of the truck was at least 120 degrees... FML
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Hammer2171
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LMAO that is freakin awesome, the only thing missing is a bunch of empty beer bottles and shot glasses in the background, lol.
The picture looks nothing like me, but I think that makes it that much more hilarious.
I wish I had one of those to add to my cash game set, all the guys would be like WTF is this, lol, and I would have to explain myself... Probably one of the most viral threads on here, I showed it to my wife 2 months ago and she laughed so hard, mainly at the responses to my post.
Sparty
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Send me a PM with your address. I’ll send you one.
How in the hell did I miss this triumphant return! I guess I was pretty busy at the time lol. I'm still recovering. I'm waiting to hear back from someone about some of the extra chips and I'll be posting the leftovers. I'll be giving away hopefully 5 sample sets I have to send one to the man himself under one condition...I need a pic of you with the donks. That's got to be a fitting conclusion to this whole thing. Lightning in a bottle. Just shoot me a PM and I'll make this happen.
The Donks are on their way Hammer!
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Hammer2171
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Poker Zombie
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Complete with donkey (with 818 edgespots) blanket!My newborn, 6 day old baby girl, is flipping the bird to all of you scrub donkey mules
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She's adorable, congratulations. Nothing like it.My newborn, 6 day old baby girl, is flipping the bird to all of you scrub donkey mules
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BonScot
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Let’s not get carried away. 6 days old is not considered “newborn” around here. You’ll have to change that to “near mint”My newborn, 6 day old baby girl, is flipping the bird to all of you scrub donkey mules
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Congratulations to you and your better half
My newborn, 6 day old baby girl, is flipping the bird to all of you scrub donkey mules
Congratulations!
That's it, no more chipping funds for you for the next whole bunch of years. You've got a new money sink right there!
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Poker Zombie
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You see a money sink, I see a new player. It's never too early to learn...
ECUMaverick
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I just realized that my first transaction in PCF was with THE HAMMER himself. Now I understand the inscription in the packaging envelope... I should have kept it as memorabilia!!!
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