Are hot dogs (in buns) sandwiches? (4 Viewers)

[jbutler]

...of all the twisted shit you post, this is the worst....ketchup?......you're a child.

It was for the haters. I guess I found my mark.

 

[gopherblue]

He's right about ketchup though.

 

[manamongkids]

ketchup is for the poors

 

[jbutler]

He's right about ketchup though.

Hater.

ketchup is for the poors

Hater.

 

[Poker Zombie]

"Sandwich" people don't call that ketchup. They call it "Fruit Juice".

 

[slisk250]

Hater.



Hater.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Huh, Dirty Harry didn't call it a hot dog sandwich either...

 

[bentax1978]

Casino sandwiches with @derekdd23 and @Forty4.

@links_slayer

 

[courage]

Casino sandwiches with @derekdd23 and @Forty4.

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@links_slayer

Chips go well with HOT DOGS!

 

[Hobbyphilic]

Did I miss the bus? Hot dogs are definitely a form of taco. Every sandwich is too. Taco: goodness enveloped. Kind of like Charlotte Mckinney's example in this pic... You cut up a hog dog, put it in a hoagie, guess what? Still a taco! Break a taco shell in two, put some meat in there? Yup, still a taco. Wrap your honey in a blanket? Taco. Yosemite valley? Taco. This thread? Taco. Edge spot on a Milano? Taco.

 

[jbutler]

Did I miss the bus? Hot dogs are definitely a form of taco. Every sandwich is too. Taco: goodness enveloped. Kind of like Charlotte Mckinney's example in this pic... You cut up a hog dog, put it in a hoagie, guess what? Still a taco! Break a taco shell in two, put some meat in there? Yup, still a taco. Wrap your honey in a blanket? Taco. Yosemite valley? Taco. This thread? Taco. Edge spot on a Milano? Taco.

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I see you're in Atlanta. Please shoot me a PM because you are getting much purer coke than I've found down here.

 

[BGinGA]

sandwich:

sandwich:

sandwich:

sandwich:

not sandwich:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hot-dogs-are-not-sandwiches_us_564212a2e4b0b24aee4bd3f3

 

[upNdown]

Could we please stop crediting The National Hot Dog and Sausage council? Seriously, the propaganda wing of Big Hot Dog wants us to believe that hot dogs are something UNIQUE and SPECIAL? Fuck them. I'm not eating their bullshit. Read my lips - bread, meat, bead - SANDfuckingWICH!

 

[Chicken Rob]

Sandwich?

 

[slisk250]

Could we please stop crediting The National Hot Dog and Sausage council? Seriously, the propaganda wing of Big Hot Dog wants us to believe that hot dogs are something UNIQUE and SPECIAL? Fuck them. I'm not eating their bullshit. Read my lips - bread, meat, bead - SANDfuckingWICH!

Try yelling this insanity outside Wrigley Field...or have a last will drawn up first.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Simple. Just because it technically qualifies, does not make it so.

Slapping a number on a Smart car does not make it a race car.

Putting "Star Wars" on a movie title does not make it a good movie.

Putting your large breasted grandmother in a teeny-tiny bikini does not make her hot.

Slapping a piece of meat between bread does not make it a sandwich.

 

[BGinGA]

I found this historical perspective somewhat comical, yet enlightening:


“I think it might also be because the history of the hot dog is different than the history of sandwiches as a whole. They almost exist on different temporal planes. When history’s first Frankfurter was made in Central Europe and stuck in a roll of bread, it was done outside the modern concept of a sandwich. So, yes, they likely are sandwiches, but only in the same sense that benches are also chairs.”
Dr. Calvin Normore (medieval philosophy professor)


So there's your answer. A hot dog is a bench.

 

[Chicken Rob]

I found this historical perspective somewhat comical, yet enlightening:


“I think it might also be because the history of the hot dog is different than the history of sandwiches as a whole. They almost exist on different temporal planes. When history’s first Frankfurter was made in Central Europe and stuck in a roll of bread, it was done outside the modern concept of a sandwich. So, yes, they likely are sandwiches, but only in the same sense that benches are also chairs.”
Dr. Calvin Normore (medieval philosophy professor)


So there's your answer. A hot dog is a bench.

This is an awesome analogy, a great piece of historical context, and the definitive nail in the coffin on the subject IMO.

 

[jbutler]

I found this historical perspective somewhat comical, yet enlightening:


“I think it might also be because the history of the hot dog is different than the history of sandwiches as a whole. They almost exist on different temporal planes. When history’s first Frankfurter was made in Central Europe and stuck in a roll of bread, it was done outside the modern concept of a sandwich. So, yes, they likely are sandwiches, but only in the same sense that benches are also chairs.”
Dr. Calvin Normore (medieval philosophy professor)


So there's your answer. A hot dog is a bench.

This is an awesome analogy, a great piece of historical context, and the definitive nail in the coffin on the subject IMO.

Agreed - it is settled. A hot dog is a sandwich.

 

[Milo013]

Even the poll #s are shifting. Was 2:1, now 3:2. SAMMICH

 

[Chicken Rob]

I live in New England. Clam rolls and lobster rolls are not sandwiches. A hotdog is more like a clam roll than a hoagie.

 

[Hobbyphilic]

Even the poll #s are shifting. Was 2:1, now 3:2. SAMMICH

The poll is wrong taco and bench are valid votes too.

 

[bivey]

Is this a real thread or existential bullshit?

 

[upNdown]

I live in New England. Clam rolls and lobster rolls are not sandwiches. A hotdog is more like a clam roll than a hoagie.

I disagree. Clam rolls are usually served on a plate, overflowing. The clans are eaten with a fork and the roll is ignored. This is nothing like a hot dog. You could compare this to an open face sandwich if you want, but I don't think the clam roll lends anything to the hot dog/ sandwich discussion.

 

[Chicken Rob]

I disagree. Clam rolls are usually served on a plate, overflowing. The clans are eaten with a fork and the roll is ignored. This is nothing like a hot dog. You could compare this to an open face sandwich if you want, but I don't think the clam roll lends anything to the hot dog/ sandwich discussion.

Except that it's meat in the same exact roll as a hotdog.

 

[jbutler]

Is this a real thread or existential bullshit?

What is real, really?

 

[courage]

Last nite I served brats to my players. Sammiches? No.

The game text clarified that players' well-behaved children would remain uncooked.

 

[Ben]

Is this a real thread or existential bullshit?

Maybe.

 

[Ronoh]

I've already solved this beyond what would be considered reasonable doubt in a court of law... the naysayers just feel not acknowledging it will make it go away.

Exhibit A:
Mass agreement of a sandwich

Exhibit B:
The naysayers agree this is also a sandwich

Exhibit C:
Not one single person will disagree that this is a sandwich

Therefore, Exhibit D:

Your Honor, members of the jury, I submit that anyone who agrees with Exhibits A, B and C can only disagree with Exhibit D if they are living in a fantasy world. Their arguments are loosely based on thin circumstantial evidence that is easily discarded when the matter is viewed from a rational perspective based on facts instead of the simple desire to see their own opinions win. The defense rests.

#wewin
#youlose
#dealwithit

/thread

 

[Wils]

Rubbish. First of all, exhibits A and B are TWO sandwiches.