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It's time I start adding the occasional inappropriate joke to this thread. Most of the best jokes at my job come from the patients. This one however, came from a colleague. Enjoy
Guy sits down at a bar and pulls a little man out of his pocket, setting him on the bar. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a little piano.
The little man starts playing bar tunes on the piano.
A second bar patron saddles up to the bar and says, "Hey, that's amazing! Where did you find such a cool little man?"
The guy responds, "Well it's funny you should ask. You see, I found this lamp. When I rubbed the lamp, a genie appeared! But this genie was a bit off. Instead of three wishes, I only got one, " and he gestured to the little man.
"I don't get it," says the patron, "why on earth did you ask for a little man playing the piano?"
"See for yourself," says the guy as he hands over the lamp, "It is useless to me now. But I'm warning you, the genie is a little off."
The patron rubs the lamp, wasting no time at all. The genie appears and proclaims that he will grant a single wish to the patron. " I want a million bucks!" cries the patron. Suddenly 1 million quacking ducks appear in the bar.
"See, I told you," says the guy...
"...Do you really think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?"
Big tournament at the Chateau. Team tourney with 30 teams of 2. Makes for a crowded house, but it's very social and tons of fun. 5th annual event. CPS chips with starting stacks of 1,000,000 and blinds starting low at 1000-2000. By the time its over, I'm usually ready for everyone to get the hell out! Stoked to put new J5/Chanman felt in action on my first home built table. The last game at the Chateau.
Thanks to Mikko at Spinetti's, a whole load of Bellagio ones and almost a barrel of fives on their way to add to the Bellagio/Mirage set. Waiting for customs costs me almost as much money as customs themselves.
Thanks to Mikko at Spinetti's, a whole load of Bellagio ones and almost a barrel of fives on their way to add to the Bellagio/Mirage set. Waiting for customs costs me almost as much money as customs themselves.
But don't worry, Tom. I've got my roll set aside S@PIII. But when that credit card bill comes in, the Mrs. will have a fit if I haven't moved some of these! I'd better be cleaning' chips all of April.
But don't worry, Tom. I've got my roll set aside S@PIII. But when that credit card bill comes in, the Mrs. will have a fit if I haven't moved some of these! I'd better be cleaning' chips all of April.
Damn, I hope the CSQ mold goes in soon. I hate the waiting for customs thing.
In the meantime, I'm going to take a daily shot from the same vantage point every day during our remodel. The Chateau is "closed for renovations" and hammers swing on Monday (supposedly). So here is the "pre" shot:
Damn, I hope the CSQ mold goes in soon. I hate the waiting for customs thing.
In the meantime, I'm going to take a daily shot from the same vantage point every day during our remodel. The Chateau is "closed for renovations" and hammers swing on Monday (supposedly). So here is the "pre" shot: