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Derail and WTF Merge Thread (48 Viewers)
- Thread starter jbutler
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My ex wife was immensely immature.
She used to sink my duckies in the bathtub.
She used to sink my duckies in the bathtub.
bigdonkey
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MrWitti
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mattross1313
Full House
I'm sure Mel Gibson could!
Poker Zombie
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Running the numbers, and hit a snag...
- God created the earth. It belongs to Him.
- God said "The meek shall inherit the earth"
ekricket
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I went to high school with Joann and Danny Meeks. If they are taking over anytime it’s going to be badRunning the numbers, and hit a snag...
So... is God going to die, or.... is this some kind of prank on the meek?
- God created the earth. It belongs to Him.
- God said "The meek shall inherit the earth"
bigdonkey
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
How many bum-holes does the guy in the drawing have?!?
mattross1313
Full House
Teamwork? Maybe he's washing everyones?
bigdonkey
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Not sure but it looks like there are only four left to clean.
BonScot
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We would just fry them and eat them. In fact I’m pretty sure that’s what the takeaway shop round the corner already does
mattross1313
Full House
Is that next to the squirrels and mars bars?We would just fry them and eat them. In fact I’m pretty sure that’s what the takeaway shop round the corner already does
TBF @FordPickup92 may already grill 'em
FordPickup92
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Nah our takeaway place in the next town over handles that for us lol
Poker Zombie
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I can confirm. Just bought two new Italian cars, and no Abbiati's in either one. 
Damn chip collectors!I can confirm. Just bought two new Italian cars, and no Abbiati's in either one.
WedgeRock
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Wait, so someone is stealing chips out of new cars before they are sold?! Is it limited to Italian cars?
I’m definitely trying this on my wife tonight!
ekricket
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I think she will be fascinated with how weird you are and take steps to never be alone with you. Unless she is from Wisconsin, in which case she will tell you how healthy the cows were that produced the cheese.
Poker Zombie
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This works! I usually use Blue Cheese, stuffed into an olive, and a second olive stuffed with toasted almonds, then drop the olives into a martini. By the 3rd Martini, she will be fully "fascinated".
Wifey says that although it is definitely a positive gesture, she's not sure she'd call it fascinating.
Thisfiendis138
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Poker Zombie
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ekricket
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That’s a toobin move...
ekricket
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Ok elephant in the room, why you reading a book on witchcraft?
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