Derail and WTF Merge Thread (49 Viewers)

[Schmendr1ck]

This has @Josh Kifer all over it

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Reminded me of this:

 

[MrWitti]

Dad Tip: If you want to nap while the wife is at home, just say:
„Wake me up in 30 Minutes so we can have some fun together...“

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[BonScot]

This one’s for @BarrieJ3

 

[bigdonkey]

 

[Highli99]

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Omg it's funny because that the means the beaver and the duck....

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Phantom]

Samurai Cop - I know, it's 8:30, but seriously, WTF?! haha

 

[Poker Zombie]

Samurai Cop - I know, it's 8:30, but seriously, WTF?! haha

How have I ever missed that one... I thought I've seen all the Academy Award Best Pictures!

 

[BonScot]

 

[bigdonkey]

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Wow, what are the odds the guy’s last name is Bowser?

 

[BonScot]

Wow, what are the odds the guy’s last name is Bowser?

Me right now

 

[RocAFella1]

Me right now
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(Mario and Bowser)

 

[Poker Zombie]

Nominative determinism at it's best.

 

[Coyote]

If you carry on posting nonsense like that, I 'll have to anull this thread by posting phalluses (erect penises);
not modern porn crap; just ancient images, enough to trigger modern-time puritanism.

 

[BonScot]

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(Mario and Bowser)

I just thought he was the big turtle dragon guy

I’ve played Mario cart on the N64. Never played any other Mario game apart from the wee split screen thing from the 80s.

 

[bigdonkey]

If you carry on posting nonsense like that, I 'll have to anull this thread by posting phalluses (erect penises);
not modern porn crap; just ancient images, enough to trigger modern-time puritanism.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Boy, I hope it grows back quickly.

"You were with her tonight, weren't you"

"No, honey, honest. I uhhhh... got it stuck in aaaa... a clam... No! wait I mean..."

 

[Coyote]

Boy, I hope it grows back quickly.

"You were with her tonight, weren't you"

"No, honey, honest. I uhhhh... got it stuck in aaaa... a clam... No! wait I mean..."

In judicial terms: "We hardly had any intercourse; after that, though, I fucked her"

 

[Phantom]

How have I ever missed that one... I thought I've seen all the Academy Award Best Pictures!

For those with shorter attention spans (NSFW) - this scene really typifies the quality writing, direction and acting of this awesome movie.

 

[BonScot]

 

[Poker Zombie]

 

[mattross1313]

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Got sent this last week

 

[Phantom]

The other thread seems to have disappeared - even so WTF, that's high up ...

 

[Beakertwang]

Samurai Cop - I know, it's 8:30, but seriously, WTF?! haha

I watched the Rifftrax version last night. Best. Movie. EVAR!!!!

 

[Beakertwang]

The other thread seems to have disappeared - even so WTF, that's high up ...

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It was moved to the Politics forum.

 

[Poker Zombie]

So coronavirus memes, no politics thread got moved to politics?

 

[BonScot]

So coronavirus memes, no politics thread got moved to politics?
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[Phantom]

'WTF' was Bond thinking - going 'all in' like that, sheesh! MI6's plan was almost 'derailed'.

 

[Beakertwang]

So coronavirus memes, no politics thread got moved to politics?
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No, the Bernie memes thread got moved.