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Derail and WTF Merge Thread (55 Viewers)

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Not so much WTF, as that is AZ. They actually have an under-developed frontal lobe due to spending generations in the crazy ass heat. Such a shame.
 
Chicken Rob said:
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the story behind this one is hilarious if you haven't heard it.

the cat had been waking his owner up early as hell every morning, so finally the guy started closing the cat out at night. i guess meowing and scratching wasn't loud enough to wake him up, but the cat actually figured out that he could reach under and pluck the door stopper and that was loud enough to get his owner to feed him.
 
tommythecat said:
Hilarious...

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LOLOLOL. I have encountered some of these wackos, up close and personal. They don't like it when you foreclose on their "sovereign nations" (that they never paid for.) Can get kind of uncomfortable.

On the other hand, amid a morass of normal foreclosures of people who have fallen on hard times and you may feel sorry for, foreclosing an entire nation-state makes you feel like a bowss. :cool:
 
i once got all my money into a $3500 pot with two outs, ran it twice and hit both times. but i wasn't 1% as lucky as most of the lucky motherfuckers here.

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I read a jet ski forum that has a thread just like this one, and I just grab the stuff I like from there for you guys here.
 
jbutler said:
i once got all my money into a $3500 pot with two outs, ran it twice and hit both times. but i wasn't 1% as lucky as most of the lucky motherfuckers here.]

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I'm sure I've heard it, and I'm sure I was intoxicated. Tell this story, please? It gives me a woody.
 
bergs said:
I'm sure I've heard it, and I'm sure I was intoxicated. Tell this story, please? It gives me a woody.
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it was in a game that has since broken (sad face) with guys who had a lot more money than me at the time and didn't really have a clue about anything beyond NL tourney (i.e., 25 BBs, get in any pair pre, etc). they played an uncapped $1/2 NL/PLO game.

one night after i'd been playing in the game only a couple of months, i flopped top set and the second nut flush draw in the PLO round. i got a bunch of money in 4 or 5 ways then turned aces full. got in a bunch more money 3 ways and the guy snap tables quads and celebrates ("boo ya quads, bitch!") because he doesn't know any better. they loved running it twice and doing props and anything they did on high stakes poker, so the guy asks if we run it twice. i don't often refuse to run it twice when the other guy has quads, so naturally i accepted. the third guy had mucked his hand when he saw the first guy's quads, so i have no idea what he had. first round binked quad aces, second round binked my gutter to a straight flush draw i didn't realize i had until i got all the money in.

the best part was that the guy who lost the whole thing just laughed and rebought and i was sitting there thinking that if i had lost that whole pot to a dude who spiked his two outer twice i'd be ready to slit my wrists. as i said, it's a very sad thing that the game is no longer going (guy who hosted it got divorced and the rest of the guys started just going to borg to $5/10 NL instead of the home game).
 
jbutler said:
it was in a game that has since broken (sad face) with guys who had a lot more money than me at the time and didn't really have a clue about anything beyond NL tourney (i.e., 25 BBs, get in any pair pre, etc). they played an uncapped $1/2 NL/PLO game.

one night after i'd been playing in the game only a couple of months, i flopped top set and the second nut flush draw in the PLO round. i got a bunch of money in 4 or 5 ways then turned aces full. got in a bunch more money 3 ways and the guy snap tables quads and celebrates ("boo ya quads, bitch!") because he doesn't know any better. they loved running it twice and doing props and anything they did on high stakes poker, so the guy asks if we run it twice. i don't often refuse to run it twice when the other guy has quads, so naturally i accepted. the third guy had mucked his hand when he saw the first guy's quads, so i have no idea what he had. first round binked quad aces, second round binked my gutter to a straight flush draw i didn't realize i had until i got all the money in.

the best part was that the guy who lost the whole thing just laughed and rebought and i was sitting there thinking that if i had lost that whole pot to a dude who spiked his two outer twice i'd be ready to slit my wrists. as i said, it's a very sad thing that the game is no longer going (guy who hosted it got divorced and the rest of the guys started just going to borg to $5/10 NL instead of the home game).
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Best part of the story is raking a pot after running it twice, while thinking you had 1 out to chop.
 

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