Derail and WTF Merge Thread (55 Viewers)

[johnnycnote]

 

[Mr Winberg]

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Not all options are outlawed, though...

 

[BonScot]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Beakertwang]

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Very true! Have you had the pleasure of eating at Taco Bell?

 

[BonScot]

Very true! Have you had the pleasure of eating at Taco Bell?

One opened in Glasgow a couple of years ago. I only went recently. Food was pretty average, however the resulting farts were worthy of a Michelin star. I actually got sent to the spare room

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Coyote]

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[LeGold]

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Here's a related one I stumbled upon yesterday... clearly made for export.

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Coyote]

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Boners in elevators have always been an issue here too

 

[Mr Winberg]

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There goes my anti-covid strategy...

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Highli99]

Boners in elevators have always been an issue here too

Men might not be the only culprits.

 

[Beakertwang]

Men might not be the only culprits.

I don’t understand. Please explain in detail.

 

[Coyote]

Men might not be the only culprits.

Everybody knows that penises are not consciously controlled, for better or for worse.

By the way, @Saoliver , regarding your signature: Sad people just can't have anything for breakfast.
It's dinner that cures the sadness - at calories' price, though.

 

[RivieraDanny]

@horseshoez saw you at the store today!

 

[Highli99]

I don’t understand. Please explain in detail.

Sometimes when man or a woman really want to ride an elevator to the 6th floor, they push the button with body parts that are not fingers. My 3 three old refers to those body parts as poinuses and chachinas. So, for example, i suspect some bama’ students and going full roll tide with their chachinas on floors 2-6. And apparently management is watching on the cameras.

 

[Poker Zombie]

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No genitalia prints on the ground floor button though. Every time it happens, riders are "going up".

 

[horseshoez]

@horseshoez saw you at the store today!

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Man, I really thought I was rollin’ inconspicuously in my new addition but apparently been spotted all over the place. Sometimes it’s rough being a badass.

 

[Beakertwang]

Sometimes when man or a woman really want to ride an elevator to the 6th floor, they push the button with body parts that are not fingers. My 3 three old refers to those body parts as poinuses and chachinas. So, for example, i suspect some bama’ students and going full roll tide with their chachinas on floors 2-6. And apparently management is watching on the cameras.

Thanks for the clarification. I’m going to google some of these terms.

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Mr Winberg]

Can you relate, @HMK?

 

[LeGold]

Today, the retro radio channel went all-in.

 

[Saoliver]

 

[ekricket]

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I think Gorilla Gaming owns this patent

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Saoliver]

Don’t lose it, reuse it. BBQ season is ramping up.