Derail and WTF Merge Thread (37 Viewers)

[Mangatang]

Don’t lose it, reuse it. BBQ season is ramping up.

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Gimme a shit sandwich and an indian piss ale

 

[Poker Zombie]

Don’t lose it, reuse it. BBQ season is ramping up.

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I've had hot wings that did that to the toilet.

 

[Thisfiendis138]

Don’t lose it, reuse it. BBQ season is ramping up.

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You live this close to my G’ma house? We coulda been hanging out months ago!

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[BonScot]

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Mangatang]

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Nope

 

[Thisfiendis138]

Nope

Don’t Reproduce. Recycle.

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Highli99]

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I’d prefer the artificial metallic sound of a sword being unsheathed.

 

[Poker Zombie]

at my age, any sound is good, as long as it's not...

 

[Thisfiendis138]

Or

 

[BonScot]

depending on the temperature...

 

[Coyote]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[bigdonkey]

 

[Mr Winberg]

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How I envision it:

How my wife sees it:

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Beakertwang]

How my wife sees it:

My wife would appreciate my enthusiasm.

 

[BonScot]

How I envision it:

How my wife sees it:

That is f*cking amazing. I want that for my ringtone

 

[LeGold]

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Butt whyyyy....

 

[Schmendr1ck]

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The first time I have to clean cat crap off this, it's going in the trash.

So, day 1.

 

[Poker Zombie]

"How did you get covered in scratches?"

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[BonScot]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Mr Winberg]

Erection sound

Not a rickroll. It would just be awesome if it made that sound!