Derail and WTF Merge Thread (34 Viewers)

[Poker Zombie]

Someone pulled a fire alarm at a local apartment complex. While we were on the call, every single firefighter's car at the firehouse was broken into.

Quite frankly, I'd like this device to make a comeback.

 

[Beakertwang]

This one always annoys me

When I move into my office I bought a pair of scissors packaged like this. It’s the closest I’ve come to turning into the hulk.
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You know what works great for opening these types of packages, don’t you?

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

[BonScot]

You know what works great for opening these types of packages, don’t you?

Spoiler: Spoiler

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And that dear reader is how I ended up with an infinite number of scissors...

And another matter of concern, wtf is this bit for?

 

[Saoliver]

And that dear reader is how I ended up with an infinite number of scissors...

And another matter of concern, wtf is this bit for?
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Bottle opener?

 

[ekricket]

Bottle opener?

Lol, using sharp tools in a move and method that sometimes requires large amounts of strength.

True story, me and my wife worked for a large corporation that was very safety conscious. An office worker reached into a drawer and cut their finger on a sharp object. So there was an organized drive to eliminate anything sharp, such as scissors, from the environment. Literally tens of thousands of sharp pointed office scissors were confiscated and replaced with elementary school scissors with rounded plastic edges.
You know what they did with all the pointy scissors? They donated them to the local schools for the children to use in their classes.

 

[Beakertwang]

And that dear reader is how I ended up with an infinite number of scissors...

And another matter of concern, wtf is this bit for?
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My wife is asleep, but I bet she knows.

 

[Beakertwang]

Lol, using sharp tools in a move and method that sometimes requires large amounts of strength.

True story, me and my wife worked for a large corporation that was very safety conscious. An office worker reached into a drawer and cut their finger on a sharp object. So there was an organized drive to eliminate anything sharp, such as scissors, from the environment. Literally tens of thousands of sharp pointed office scissors were confiscated and replaced with elementary school scissors with rounded plastic edges.
You know what they did with all the pointy scissors? They donated them to the local schools for the children to use in their classes.

That's exactly how Dupont gets rid of all their toxic waste!

 

[ekricket]

That's exactly how Dupont gets rid of all their toxic waste!

Hahaha this company was owned by DuPont once. A large chunk of my career was on DuPont research projects.

 

[BonScot]

Bottle opener?

Walnut cracker?

 

[BonScot]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[BonScot]

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That Confucius knows his shit

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Pinkdan]

 

[JMC9389]

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@Josh Kifer

 

[Josh Kifer]

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YEAH. WE KNOW HOW TO PARTY

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[BGinGA]

Canabal Cafe.

 

[WedgeRock]

Try the liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

 

[BonScot]

Finger eating good!

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[MegaTon44]

 

[bigdonkey]

 

[BonScot]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[BonScot]

 

[bigdonkey]

 

[Thisfiendis138]