Derail and WTF Merge Thread (43 Viewers)

[johnnycnote]

 

[Schmendr1ck]

My father in law lived with us before he passed 8 years ago. Each month we receive a bill for $0.52 in his name from an insurance company. It’s been 8 years now and still we receive the bill- we have called, but it doesn’t seem to matter. Oh well.

At this point, I wonder how much they've spent trying to collect that $0.52.

 

[Poker Zombie]

At this point, I wonder how much they've spent trying to collect that $0.52.

-EV, maybe.

However, if they sent a notice every month for 500 years, it would still be under $8000. Eight grand is nothing to an insurance company over 500 years. On the other hand, paying a programmer to fix the code would exceed $8 grand, and in the process that programmer would foul up something else in the code.

 

[99%evil]

At this point, I wonder how much they've spent trying to collect that $0.52.

Probably still less than $100, but now it's like a little visit from Richard every month. My wife and I are curious what his credit rating is.

Yes he voted for Biden.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

-EV, maybe.

However, if they sent a notice every month for 500 years, it would still be under $8000. Eight grand is nothing to an insurance company over 500 years.

Sure, if it's one invoice then yeah. But hundreds or thousands of them start to add up.

On the other hand, paying a programmer to fix the code would exceed $8 grand, and in the process that programmer would foul up something else in the code.

As a programmer, I resent the implication that we can't fix bugs without creating new ones.

It's true, but I still resent it.

 

[BonScot]

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My ex-wife didn’t speak to me for a week… and I didn’t notice. That sent her mental and she didn’t talk to me for another week. Win win

 

[BonScot]

Currently rampaging through London…

Trying to think of a name for it. Best I can do is

Ballosaurus

Triceracocks

Iguanashlong

Edit: Cockzilla (missed the obvious one)

 

[Poker Zombie]

Currently rampaging through London…

Trying to think of a name for it. Best I can do is

Ballosaurus

Triceracocks

Iguanashlong

Edit: Cockzilla (missed the obvious one)

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Oh no, he's going to destroy us with his fire-breath!!!

Oh, sh*t... that's not fire.

 

[BELGRADE]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Beakertwang]

Currently rampaging through London…

Trying to think of a name for it. Best I can do is

Ballosaurus

Triceracocks

Iguanashlong

Edit: Cockzilla (missed the obvious one)

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If there were a flying version, it would be a pteranodong.

 

[Coyote]

Pterarchorchidpeosdrakon
@kerami

 

[softchewy]

Currently rampaging through London…

Trying to think of a name for it. Best I can do is

Ballosaurus

Triceracocks

Iguanashlong

Edit: Cockzilla (missed the obvious one)

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Tyrannosaurus Erex

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Now that's an Olympic sport that I would watch!

 

[BonScot]

Now that's an Olympic sport that I would watch!

At least you’d know that the players weren’t faking injury

 

[Ben8257]

Just sent by a co worker... o idea if it has been shared here before, but funny!

 

[johnnycnote]

Just sent by a co worker... o idea if it has been shared here before, but funny!
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Haha! Beat me to it! Was just going to post it!

 

[BonScot]

Just sent by a co worker... o idea if it has been shared here before, but funny!
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He was Scottish.

The first thing he invented was the telephone.

The second thing he invented was the reverse charge (or call collect if you’re in the US).

 

[bsdunbar1]

 

[BonScot]

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I see that they’re getting the A twice…

 

[BonScot]

It’s all happening in Wales @jr8719 @mattross1313

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Poker Zombie]

It’s all happening in Wales @jr8719 @mattross1313

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I've seen a rugby scrum.

Prove to me it's a dog's fault, and not the fault of the kid lining up wrong in a scrum.

 

[BonScot]

I've seen a rugby scrum.

Prove to me it's a dog's fault, and not the fault of the kid lining up wrong in a scrum.

You just know he’s going to be called “shithead” for the rest of his life

 

[jr8719]

It’s all happening in Wales @jr8719 @mattross1313

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Very slow news day here in Wales, clearly...

 

[BonScot]

This just in. Manchester says to Wales “hold my beer.”

 

[Saoliver]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1491081483402231809

 

[Highli99]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1491081483402231809

That was funny. I like how he handled the situation. being famous must be the absolute worst.