Derail and WTF Merge Thread (31 Viewers)

[pokrgeek21]

bottoms up...and the devil laughs. i have seen the light.

Mind officially blown lol!

 

[BonScot]

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Witness said “it just came out of nowhere”.

 

[Saoliver]

The "large boulder" headline made it's rounds the other day in the astronomy circles when the Daily Mail decided to liken the size of an asteroid with a "half giraffe". One question I asked was "height? width? mass? a giraffe is a strange unit of measurement to use, and how familiar are the folks in Sheffield with giraffes?"

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[BonScot]

RAW POTS is now my favourite thing!!!

* read it backwards

 

[Mr Winberg]

RAW POTS is now my favourite thing!!!

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* read it backwards

I always thought he meant the food, but now I'm not so sure

 

[Poker Zombie]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[BonScot]

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I was convinced that he was Robin. The red shirt with green sleeves was all the proof I needed.

Holy jump to conclusions Batman!!!

This just in… new CGI enhanced version of the above photo has just been found.

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[Eriks]

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I don’t even turn it on, gotta focus

 

[Schmendr1ck]

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[Tonysquander]

 

[Coyote]

Not a meme, and not a joke, but still funny.

After having our ears chewed about the necessity of "gender experts" (there could be no such academic discipline imagined in any part of the World governed by Reason), I had to reply to Scandinavian colleagues that, in my country, a "gender expert" is the one who can tell a true woman from a transexual.

 

[Mr Winberg]

Not a meme, and not a joke, but still funny.

After having our ears chewed about the necessity of "gender experts" (there could be no such academic discipline imagined in any part of the World governed by Reason), I had to reply to Scandinavian colleagues that, in my country, a "gender expert" is the one who can tell a true woman from a transexual.

 

[mattross1313]

@OfficerLovejoy ?

 

[OfficerLovejoy]

 

[Coyote]

-What do two Germans do when they meet?
-Nothing, 'cause there is no third person around to introduce them to each other

 

[Mr Winberg]

While we're on the subject of nationalities, I managed to acquire this Finnish piece of 19th century art:

 

[Coyote]

Ok, this could be a little bit unfair nowadays, but still funny

"German statesmen embarassed at the possibility of a World War being started by another nation"

 

[justsomedude]

 

[slisk250]

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I hope it’s a bong! Even better.

 

[Beakertwang]

Damn this inflation!

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Highli99]

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Holy shit it went sentient and attacked your children. Hope the kids are okay.

I actually disassembled my robot vaccume last night to replace the spinner motors. Those things are complicated

 

[Saoliver]

Holy shit it went sentient and attacked your children. Hope the kids are okay.

I actually disassembled my robot vaccume last night to replace the spinner motors. Those things are complicated

Not my kids. Thank God. Found on the internet. One of the girls looks guilty AF.

 

[Poker Zombie]

It may be an illusion because it's a still photo, but it appears that those are the two calmest kids on the planet.

If they learn poker, we are all doomed.