Derail and WTF Merge Thread (35 Viewers)

[BonScot]

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Today’s boring fact: Humpty Dumpty was a cannon knocked off battlements in Colchester during the English civil war…

 

[Mr Winberg]

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"... ALL of them!"

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Poker Zombie]

Today’s boring fact: Humpty Dumpty was a cannon knocked off battlements in Colchester during the English civil war…

Serves them right for naming a cannon after a fairy tale with a grim ending.

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Eriks]

Legit reason imo

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Today’s boring fact: Humpty Dumpty was a cannon knocked off battlements in Colchester during the English civil war…

Humpty Dumpty was a giant anthropomorphic egg, and you won't tell me otherwise.

FIGHT ME BRO.

 

[BonScot]

Humpty Dumpty was a giant anthropomorphic egg, and you won't tell me otherwise.

FIGHT ME BRO.

Choose your weapon…

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Choose your weapon…

 

[BonScot]

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Rotten egg

 

[Ocharacato]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[Billy Baroo]

Happy Father’s Day!

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[BonScot]

 

[bsdunbar1]

 

[mattross1313]

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[Tonysquander]

 

[BonScot]

When did Ellen join the band…

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[EmptyPocs]

We have now lost @Windwalker for the next two hours while he catches up on 178 pages of craziness....

doing that now...

 

[BGinGA]

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Doing the frog stroke?

 

[BonScot]

Amazon driver here going the extra mile (or in this case 20 feet).

 

[Poker Zombie]

I've seen plenty of vehicle vs building accidents in my career.

I've never seen a more janky cribbing setup. It's like a 6-year-old stacking objects so he can reach the cookie jar.

 

[BonScot]

I've seen plenty of vehicle vs building accidents in my career.

I've never seen a more janky cribbing setup. It's like a 6-year-old stacking objects so he can reach the cookie jar.

What could possibly go wrong?

Reminds me of a claim I got where a car ploughed through the lounge window of a house and ended up in the middle of a retired couple’s living room.

The police report contained this gem from the wife’s statement…

“I heard a screech outside then the garden wall being hit before the car came in through the window. There was smoke and rubble everywhere and the headlights were still shining lighting up the room. I called to my husband, who was asleep in his chair…”

 

[BonScot]

I mean it just writes itself…

 

[WedgeRock]

The police report contained this gem from the wife’s statement…

I love reading police reports. You always learn new words. My favorite was "bofa" as in "bofa them".

 

[WedgeRock]

Is it weird that every time I see a raccoon trash panda, I think of @inca911?

 

[Old State]

These gender reveals are getting out of hand