Goodbye arms, hello boobies!
I must have missed that Hemingway novel

Goodbye arms, hello boobies!
My grandma never smelled good (unless you have a fondness for mothballs).
Glaswegians will put curry on anything
You’re not wrong. After 2 weeks of healthy Italian cuisine I’m looking forward to going to the Chinese across the road for some chilli chips, fried chicken balls and a big tub of curry sauce.Glaswegians will put curry on anything![]()
Really? I did not know thatHmmm it tastes salty…
Really? I did not know that
Weird marinate, but okay.