Derail and WTF Merge Thread (29 Viewers)

[Saoliver]

 

[Mr Winberg]

Not too far off the truth!

 

[LeGold]

 

[Fran]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[dpeks13]

Not too far off the truth!

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Pretty much lol
My kid: the internet keeps dropping.
Me: Hmm, it appears so.
My kid: so are you gonna fix it?
Me: Give it a minute, it'll come back

 

[BonScot]

 

[Pinkdan]

 

[BonScot]

Bet you sang it…

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

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Bet you sang it…

The thread savior has returned! A blessing from the Lord!

 

[LeGold]

 

[Brandon]

 

[Chipandchair]

 

[Brandon]

 

[LeGold]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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It's 8.5 years past it's "Best by" date. You'd be lucky if it just tastes like butt.

 

[Coyote]

It's 8.5 years past it's "Best by" date. You'd be lucky if it just tastes like butt.

Don't be mean. Most important is the 58% Vegetable Oil content...

Greek Proverbial invitation: "Have some olive oil and come meet me in the evening"

 

[BonScot]

Don't be mean. Most important is the 58% Vegetable Oil content...

Greek Proverbial invitation: "Have some olive oil and come meet me in the evening"

I love your Greek sayings. I honestly don’t have any clue what they mean

I read somewhere that because Greek is such an old language its subtleties are beyond the understanding of anyone who speaks English as their first language.

 

[Coyote]

I love your Greek sayings. I honestly don’t have any clue what they mean

I read somewhere that because Greek is such an old language its subtleties are beyond the understanding of anyone who speaks English as their first language.

Any language's subtleties are beyond the understanding of non-native speakers.

Only crucial difference is among Chinese, Persian (Farshi), Greek and Latin on one hand, and all the rest of human languages, on the other.

The latter can only describe natural objects, sheep herding, war and highway robbery.
Abstract meanings can only be described by the former 4, so thousands of words from them 4 have flooded all the other human languages, nowdays, that you can't draw ambivalence, reluctance and empathy (as opposed to the tree, the wolf, the penis, the mountain etc)

 

[Saoliver]

Don't be mean. Most important is the 58% Vegetable Oil content...

Greek Proverbial invitation: "Have some olive oil and come meet me in the evening"

I love your Greek sayings. I honestly don’t have any clue what they mean

I read somewhere that because Greek is such an old language its subtleties are beyond the understanding of anyone who speaks English as their first language.

Does it mean that olive oil cures erectile issues?

 

[Coyote]

Does it mean that olive oil cures erectile issues?

It's supposed to boost sexual appetite, within means and capabilities.

 

[BonScot]

It's supposed to boost sexual appetite, within means and capabilities.

Just tried it. Slid off the wife and ended up in the salad bowl.

 

[Brandon]

 

[BGinGA]

Just tried it. Slid off the wife and ended up in the salad bowl.

Hilarious, but I think you may have missed the target.

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Mr Winberg]

Just tried it. Slid off the wife and ended up in the salad bowl.

Behold, the @BonScot post coitum salad

 

[BonScot]

 

[MilouPilou1]

 

[mattross1313]

@BonScot - I swear she says Parris towards the end of the clip

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