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Straight Flush
“Two pair of socks from the Barras.”
A famous or infamous street market in a rough part of town (where my family happen to hail from).
If you want any type of counterfeit or stolen goods this is the place.
Rumour has it that the FBI used to travel from the US to see how quickly pirate videos were turning up (usually weeks before a movie’s premiere).
The famous quote is a that the police stopped me on the way to the Barras.
“Have you got a knife on you Wee man?”
“No constable”
“Are you fucking mental? Go and get one!”