Derail and WTF Merge Thread (31 Viewers)

[Eriks]

 

[BonScot]

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I went to the clothes shop to buy a camouflage jacket but I couldn’t find any…

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Fran]

 

[Saoliver]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1687510480972128256

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[BonScot]

Lies!!!

 

[BonScot]

 

[BonScot]

That’s one way to avoid paying them compensation…

 

[LeGold]

 

[Pinkdan]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Fran]

 

[Chipandchair]

 

[WedgeRock]

For me, it was today years old.

 

[links_slayer]

this is the best text i've received in a long time.

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[BonScot]

this is the best text i've received in a long time.

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I have done this

 

[Eriks]

 

[WedgeRock]

So I just met with the architect... Plans for the new home are coming along nicely...

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

 

[Brandon]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[BamaT8ter]

45 seconds? He had about 2 and a half mins in him

 

[BonScot]

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Someone confusing “down under” with “6 feet under”

 

[LeGold]

 

[Poker Zombie]

Planning a road trip to Indy, and I check out what's happening at the closest casino. Of course, there's an "attractive" promotional photo. With dice chips.

Now, I've been in this game for a while. Dice chips promoting a card room are more common than bad beats. But then a box popped up as a I moused over the image, describing the image (pop up box shows, on the screenshot, the mouse pointer does not)...

"Royal Flush and poker chips on a poker table"

Really? Is it really possible that the guy in charge of Caesars promotions has never seen either a poker table or a blackjack table?

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Planning a road trip to Indy, and I check out what's happening at the closest casino. Of course, there's an "attractive" promotional photo. With dice chips.

Now, I've been in this game for a while. Dice chips promoting a card room are more common than bad beats. But then a box popped up as a I moused over the image, describing the image (pop up box shows, on the screenshot, the mouse pointer does not)...

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"Royal Flush and poker chips on a poker table"

Really? Is it really possible that the guy in charge of Caesars promotions has never seen either a poker table or a blackjack table?

"Ahhh yes fellow humans, lets use probability to entertain ourselves! Oooh what comes next? Who knows!"

 

[Fran]