Derail and WTF Merge Thread (33 Viewers)

[Chicken Rob]

And now with the full band:

I've been in bands where I've been embarrassed by some of the lyrics before, but that band is beyond humiliating. How can any of them stand on that stage?

 

[12thMan]

I had an act like that once but I had to find a smaller flag.

 

[Puggy]

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[Hot Nuts]

Please tell me Nooker's band is called The Bum Puppets.

 

[Phantom]

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Hahaha, thx Pug, needed that as I start my Monday morning at work . One of my favourite movies, but that title just doesn't have the same ring

 

[Gear]

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Kelvin Mega? That's not a standard unit.

 

[acl1904]

 

[Phantom]

 

[Phantom]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[mummel]

 

[jbutler]

Mugshots from the 1920s...

 

[Gear]

Man, I sure hope that in the 2110's we don't look at mug shots from the 2010's and think "Boy, criminals in those days sure had sharp-looking clothes."

 

[Phantom]

imagine mugshots like this from the 1980s - those pants and sweaters, ugh

great way to do mug shots though, its how most witnesses would have seen them at the time of the crime

 

[manamongkids]

 

[acl1904]

Woman arrested for defecating on boss’ desk after winning the lottery

NEW YORK – A 41-year-old woman had the winning lottery ticket worth over 3 million dollars on Friday night, but showed up to work anyway on Monday to deliver one last package.

The courier company had no idea of her winnings. “I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”

“It was worth it,” the woman said on arrest. “On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”

 

[mummel]

Fake story LMAO. Reason it went so viral is because Im pretty sure nearly all of us wanted to do this at some point in time.

 

[Phantom]

"shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode" - hahaha, gold

 

[tommythecat]

 

[jbutler]

 

[mummel]

UP skirt photo!!!

 

[mummel]

 

[mummel]

MAN TALK!

 

[Poker Zombie]

How is James Bond WTF? I'd hate to see what would happen if you looked at race relations in the 1960s.

 

[Chicken Rob]

How is James Bond WTF? I'd hate to see what would happen if you looked at race relations in the 1960s.

It could be just derail, not wtf. This is a merge thread.

 

[bivey]

 

[bentax1978]

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[stocky]

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I'd be checking your wife's internet history.

 

[Phantom]

 

[SixSpeedFury]