Derail and WTF Merge Thread (60 Viewers)

[H|Q]

This thread is going to tank if Butler finds a new job.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Jbutler, if I'm ever in a card game with you and you go into the tank, I'm immediately calling dolphin clock on you. You owe me 5 minutes of my time back.

FTFY

 

[jbutler]

 

[jbutler]

 

[Poker Zombie]

For reasons I'd rather not disclose to the whole world, I freaking LOVE the last gif.

 

[spikeithard]

 

[gpc]

I laugh every time I watch the garbageman gif.

 

[jbutler]

 

[jbutler]

 

[BGinGA]

Must find way to incorporate this logic into my everyday routine....

 

[spikeithard]

really McLovin the rights comparison. So true. I have always cringed a bit at the word 'islamaphobia'. Its like saying 'happy anniversary' after 1 month. Makes no fricken sense

 

[jbutler]

I'm not really into the closing language re: islamophobia, but I dig the general sentiment. There's a difference between islamophobia and opposition to fundamentalism. The former is pernicious and caters to our base urges and fears while the latter is just rational.

 

[jbutler]

 

[Poker Zombie]

http://i.imgur.com/qH1AwvF.jpg[/IMG]

I used to have a job as a proofreader. Proofreading the UPC codes on coupons. HR should have advertised for the job like that. I would think that if you could type in that entire web address correctly, you get the job.

 

[spikeithard]

I used to have a job as a proofreader. Proofreading the UPC codes on coupons. HR should have advertised for the job like that. I would think that if you could type in that entire web address correctly, you get the job.

could very well be a test?

 

[jbutler]

 

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[Mr Tree]

 

[BGinGA]

So are those protective tiles from the space shuttle, or notes from his mother? Slices of bread??

Need to post the extended version of this one.....

 

[jbutler]

Need to post the extended version of this one.....

you'll have to watch the episode. but her dad seemed unfazed.

 

[Chicken Rob]

Brought to you by chicken rob....

 

[jbutler]

that VW mini-camper is fucking amazing.

 

[guinness]

As somebody who camps often in the summer with the family, I can't believe with material science we don't have campers that do that today with any compact car. Amazing camper, although it probably blows engines out lol.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Camper = cool, but I'm downloading the Jesus/Universe thing. Gotta get a full size printout of it to fill the entire length of my locker at work.... Then wait to see how long before someone secretly complains and I wind up in HR...

 

[jbutler]

 

[jbutler]

 

[jbutler]

okay, no pictures because this has to be the most fucked up thing in this thread without having to resort to any kind of imagery.

 

[tommythecat]

god damn I love informercial retards!

 

[guinness]

Toy Story field reminded me of this classic